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Mark Twain Quotes
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But when the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface (Mark Twain Quotes)
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before (Mark Twain Quotes)
The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity (Mark Twain Quotes)
The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions (Mark Twain Quotes)
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much (Mark Twain Quotes)
There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life that he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure (Mark Twain Quotes)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect (Mark Twain Quotes)
Custom is, to think a handsome thing in private but tame it down in the utterance (Mark Twain Quotes)
To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing (Mark Twain Quotes)
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside (Mark Twain Quotes)
Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use (Mark Twain Quotes)
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress (Mark Twain Quotes)
I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary (Mark Twain Quotes)
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not (Mark Twain Quotes)
Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... Didn't miss the boat (Mark Twain Quotes)
I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't (Mark Twain Quotes)
Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all (Mark Twain Quotes)
In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer (Mark Twain Quotes)
In the real world, the right thing never happens in the right place and the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to make it appear that it has (Mark Twain Quotes)
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy (Mark Twain Quotes)
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself (Mark Twain Quotes)
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself (Mark Twain Quotes)
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation (Mark Twain Quotes)
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it out and dance on it. That would take some of the rigidity out of it (Mark Twain Quotes)
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office holders (Mark Twain Quotes)
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? the taxidermist takes only your skin (Mark Twain Quotes)
I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them (Mark Twain Quotes)
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... By the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it (Mark Twain Quotes)