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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four (Mark Twain Quotes)
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed (Mark Twain Quotes)
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them (Mark Twain Quotes)
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven (Mark Twain Quotes)
To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble (Mark Twain Quotes)
Biographies are but clothes and buttons of the man - the biography of the man himself cannot be written (Mark Twain Quotes)
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself (Mark Twain Quotes)
Strange... A God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness multiplied seventy times seven and invented Hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man’s acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself; and finally with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this poor, abused slave to worship him! (Mark Twain Quotes)
No man’s life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session (Mark Twain Quotes)
A man’s character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation (Mark Twain Quotes)
Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live (Mark Twain Quotes)
Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with (Mark Twain Quotes)
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough (Mark Twain Quotes)
Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own (Mark Twain Quotes)
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know (Mark Twain Quotes)
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them (Mark Twain Quotes)
It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so (Mark Twain Quotes)
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way (Mark Twain Quotes)
It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected (Mark Twain Quotes)
Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation (Mark Twain Quotes)
Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied (Mark Twain Quotes)
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives (Mark Twain Quotes)
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid (Mark Twain Quotes)
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot (Mark Twain Quotes)
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause (Mark Twain Quotes)
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop (Mark Twain Quotes)
The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little (Mark Twain Quotes)
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner (Mark Twain Quotes)