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One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it. They also believed the world was flat (Mark Twain Quotes)
The fact is, the king was a good deal more than a king, he was a man; and when a man is a man, you can’t knock it out of him (Mark Twain Quotes)
Words are only painted fire, a look is the fire itself. She gave that look, and carried it away to the treasury of heaven, where all things that are divine belong (Mark Twain Quotes)
I was born lazy. I am no lazier now than I was forty years ago, but that is because I reached the limit forty years ago. You can’t go beyond possibility (Mark Twain Quotes)
She remained both girl and woman to the last day of her life. Under a grave and gentle exterior burned inextinguishable fires of sympathy, energy, devotion, enthusiasm, and absolutely limitless affection (Mark Twain Quotes)
A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it (Mark Twain Quotes)
You can’t reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns (Mark Twain Quotes)
A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows (Mark Twain Quotes)
He was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie (Mark Twain Quotes)
There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can (Mark Twain Quotes)
Whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth (Mark Twain Quotes)
If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times (Mark Twain Quotes)
I couldn’t bear to think about it; and yet, somehow, I couldn’t think about nothing else (Mark Twain Quotes)
If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won’t sit on a hot stove again. That cat won’t sit on a cold stove either. That cat just don’t like stoves (Mark Twain Quotes)
When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved (Mark Twain Quotes)
There are some few people I respect and admire, but I don’t think much of the species (Mark Twain Quotes)
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day (Mark Twain Quotes)
Everybody lies... every day, every hour, awake, asleep, in his dreams, in his joy, in his mourning. If he keeps his tongue still his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude will convey deception (Mark Twain Quotes)
Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it (Mark Twain Quotes)
Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use (Mark Twain Quotes)
That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it (Mark Twain Quotes)
To do good is noble. To tell others to do good is even nobler and much less trouble (Mark Twain Quotes)
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it’s that they know so many things that just aren’t so (Mark Twain Quotes)
There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you’re busy interrupting (Mark Twain Quotes)
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one (Mark Twain Quotes)
I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty (Mark Twain Quotes)
I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a bit (Mark Twain Quotes)
The less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it (Mark Twain Quotes)
Every man is a moon and has a side which he turns toward nobody: you have to slip around behind it if you want to see it (Mark Twain Quotes)
In order to make a man or boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain (Mark Twain Quotes)