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We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejudices change place with an easy and blesses facility, and we are soon wonted to the change and happy in it (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man’s meat is inferior to pork (Mark Twain Quotes)
The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it (Mark Twain Quotes)
The perfection of wisdom, and the end of true philosophy is to proportion our wants to our possessions, our ambitions to our capacities, we will then be a happy and a virtuous people (Mark Twain Quotes)
Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom (Mark Twain Quotes)
Information appears to stew out of me naturally, like the precious otter of roses out of the otter (Mark Twain Quotes)
For all the talk you hear about knowledge being such a wonderful thing, instinct is worth forty of it for real unerringness (Mark Twain Quotes)
If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read and write, everyone would limp and stutter (Mark Twain Quotes)
We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim that title and wear its loftiest honors if we had stopped with the first thing we ever invented, which was human liberty (Mark Twain Quotes)
Patriotism is usually the refuge of the scoundrel. He is the man who talks the loudest (Mark Twain Quotes)
When politics enter into municipal government, nothing resulting therefrom in the way of crimes and infamies is then incredible. It actually enables one to accept and believe the impossible (Mark Twain Quotes)
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government and the sure and gradual deterioration of the public morals (Mark Twain Quotes)
Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of (Mark Twain Quotes)
Alas! those good old days are gone, when a murderer could wipe the stain from his name and soothe his trouble to sleep simply by getting out his blocks and mortar and building an addition to a church (Mark Twain Quotes)
Monarchies, aristocracies, and religions... there was never a country where the majority of the people were in their secret hearts loyal to any of these institutions (Mark Twain Quotes)
My land, the power of training! Of influence! Of education! It can bring a body up to believe anything (Mark Twain Quotes)
We don’t cut up when mad men are bred by the old legitimate regular stock religions, but we can’t allow wildcat religions to indulge in such disastrous experiments (Mark Twain Quotes)
Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion (Mark Twain Quotes)
Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual (Mark Twain Quotes)
If the man doesn’t believe as we do, we say he is a crank, and that settles it. I mean, it does nowadays, because now we can’t burn him (Mark Twain Quotes)
Travel has no longer any charm for me. I have seen all the foreign countries I want to except heaven and hell and I have only a vague curiosity about one of those (Mark Twain Quotes)
Always tell the truth. That way you don’t have to remember what you said (Mark Twain Quotes)
I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there (Mark Twain Quotes)
I don’t mind what the opposition say of me so long as they don’t tell the truth about me. But when they descend to telling the truth about me I consider that this is taking an unfair advantage (Mark Twain Quotes)
My own luck has been curious all my literary life; I never could tell a lie that anyone would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is not worth while to strain one’s self to tell the truth to people who habitually discount everything you tell them, whether it is true or isn’t (Mark Twain Quotes)
An injurious truth has no merit over an injurious lie. Neither should ever be uttered. The man who speaks an injurious truth, lest his soul be not saved if he do otherwise, should reflect that that sort of a soul is not strictly worth saving (Mark Twain Quotes)
I like the truth sometimes, but I don’t care enough for it to hanker after it (Mark Twain Quotes)
What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light (Mark Twain Quotes)
The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy with the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity (Mark Twain Quotes)