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Mark Twain Quotes

I’ve seen many troubles in my time, only half of which ever came true Picture Quote #1

I saw men whom thirty years had changed but slightly; but their wives had grown old. These were good women; it is very wearing to be good Picture Quote #1

The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying that such a laugh was money in a man’s pocket, because it cut down the doctor’s bills like everything Picture Quote #1

Baseball is the very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive and push and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century Picture Quote #1

Where are there are two desires in a man’s heart he has no choice between the two but must obey the strongest, there being no such thing as free will in the composition of any human being that ever lived Picture Quote #1

You may say organize, organize, organize; but there may be so much organization that it will interfere with the work to be done Picture Quote #1

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I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure Picture Quote #1

Prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it or even diminish it Picture Quote #1

At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass Picture Quote #1

There are no standards of taste in wine... Each man’s own taste is the standard, and a majority vote cannot decide for him or in any slightest degree affect the supremacy of his own standard Picture Quote #1

I do see that there is an argument against suicide: the grief of the worshipers left behind, the awful famine in their hearts, these are too costly terms for the release Picture Quote #1

If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear Picture Quote #1

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Man is the only animal that is cruel. It kills just for the sake of it Picture Quote #1

Look at you in war... There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war Picture Quote #1

I would rather have my ignorance than another man’s knowledge, because I have so much of it Picture Quote #1

We take a natural interest in novelties, but it is against nature to take an interest in familiar things Picture Quote #1

Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest Picture Quote #1

The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make Picture Quote #1

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The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work Picture Quote #1

He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue Picture Quote #1

It will take mind and memory months and possibly years to gather together the details, and thus learn and know the whole extent of the loss Picture Quote #1

It is strange the way the ignorant and inexperienced so often and so undeservedly succeed when the informed and the experienced fail Picture Quote #1

They do say that when a man starts down hill everybody is ready to help him with a kick, and I suppose it is so Picture Quote #1

The vast majority of the race whether savage or civilized, are secretly kind at heart and shrink from inflicting pain, but in the presence of the aggressive and pitiless minority they don’t dare to assert themselves Picture Quote #1

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A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has gone out Picture Quote #1

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom Picture Quote #1

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages Picture Quote #1

His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there’s scarcely a hole in it anywhere Picture Quote #1

You take the lies out of him, and he’ll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he’ll disappear Picture Quote #1

If you would beseech a blessing upon yourself, beware! lest without intent you invoke a curse upon a neighbor at the same time Picture Quote #1

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I’ve seen many troubles in my time, only half of which ever came true (Mark Twain Quotes) I saw men whom thirty years had changed but slightly; but their wives had grown old. These were good women; it is very wearing to be good (Mark Twain Quotes) The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying that such a laugh was money in a man’s pocket, because it cut down the doctor’s bills like everything (Mark Twain Quotes) Baseball is the very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive and push and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century (Mark Twain Quotes) Where are there are two desires in a man’s heart he has no choice between the two but must obey the strongest, there being no such thing as free will in the composition of any human being that ever lived (Mark Twain Quotes) You may say organize, organize, organize; but there may be so much organization that it will interfere with the work to be done (Mark Twain Quotes) I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure (Mark Twain Quotes) Prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it or even diminish it (Mark Twain Quotes) At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass (Mark Twain Quotes) There are no standards of taste in wine... Each man’s own taste is the standard, and a majority vote cannot decide for him or in any slightest degree affect the supremacy of his own standard (Mark Twain Quotes) I do see that there is an argument against suicide: the grief of the worshipers left behind, the awful famine in their hearts, these are too costly terms for the release (Mark Twain Quotes) If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear (Mark Twain Quotes) Man is the only animal that is cruel. It kills just for the sake of it (Mark Twain Quotes) Look at you in war... There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war (Mark Twain Quotes) I would rather have my ignorance than another man’s knowledge, because I have so much of it (Mark Twain Quotes) We take a natural interest in novelties, but it is against nature to take an interest in familiar things (Mark Twain Quotes) Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest (Mark Twain Quotes) The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make (Mark Twain Quotes) The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work (Mark Twain Quotes) He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue (Mark Twain Quotes) It will take mind and memory months and possibly years to gather together the details, and thus learn and know the whole extent of the loss (Mark Twain Quotes) It is strange the way the ignorant and inexperienced so often and so undeservedly succeed when the informed and the experienced fail (Mark Twain Quotes) They do say that when a man starts down hill everybody is ready to help him with a kick, and I suppose it is so (Mark Twain Quotes) The vast majority of the race whether savage or civilized, are secretly kind at heart and shrink from inflicting pain, but in the presence of the aggressive and pitiless minority they don’t dare to assert themselves (Mark Twain Quotes) A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has gone out (Mark Twain Quotes) Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom (Mark Twain Quotes) He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages (Mark Twain Quotes) His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there’s scarcely a hole in it anywhere (Mark Twain Quotes) You take the lies out of him, and he’ll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he’ll disappear (Mark Twain Quotes) If you would beseech a blessing upon yourself, beware! lest without intent you invoke a curse upon a neighbor at the same time (Mark Twain Quotes)

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