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Mark Twain Quotes
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It is a wise child that knows its own father, and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him (Mark Twain Quotes)
The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire (Mark Twain Quotes)
All war must be just the killing of strangers against whom you feel no personal animosity; strangers whom, in other circumstances, you would help if you found them in trouble, and who would help you if you needed it (Mark Twain Quotes)
The test of any good fiction is that you should care something for the characters; the good to succeed, the bad to fail. The trouble with most fiction is that you want them all to land in hell, together, as quickly as possible (Mark Twain Quotes)
I conceive that the right way to write a story for boys is to write so that it will not only interest boys but strongly interest any man who has ever been a boy. That immensely enlarges the audience (Mark Twain Quotes)
He could charm an audience an hour on a stretch without ever getting rid of an idea (Mark Twain Quotes)
I have carried a revolver; lots of us do, but they are the most innocent things in the world (Mark Twain Quotes)
You can’t keep a juvenile moral institution alive on two displays of its sash per year (Mark Twain Quotes)
The most permanent lessons in morals are those which come, not of book teaching, but of experience (Mark Twain Quotes)
... mastery of the art and spirit of the Germanic language enables a man to travel all day in one sentence without changing cars (Mark Twain Quotes)
... the circumstances and the atmosphere always have so much to do in directing a conversation, especially a German conversation, which is only a kind of an insurrection, anyway (Mark Twain Quotes)
You can’t break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You’ve got to walk it slowly down the stairs (Mark Twain Quotes)
I don’t know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don’t know why (Mark Twain Quotes)
I have achieved my seventy years in the usual way, by sticking strictly to a scheme of life which would kill anybody else... I will offer here, as a sound maxim, this: That we can’t reach old age by another man’s road (Mark Twain Quotes)
A conspiracy is nothing but a secret agreement of a number of men for the pursuance of policies which they dare not admit in public (Mark Twain Quotes)
A sin takes on a new and real terror when there seems a chance that it is going to be found out (Mark Twain Quotes)
I am always on the side of the revolutionists, because there never was a revolution unless there were some oppressive and intolerable conditions against which to revolute (Mark Twain Quotes)
History has tried hard to teach us that we can’t have good government under politicians. Now, to go and stick one at the very head of the government couldn’t be wise (Mark Twain Quotes)
I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do not possess in either a small way or a large way (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is agreed, in this country, that if a man can arrange his religion so that it perfectly satisfies his conscience, it is not incumbent on him to care whether the arrangement is satisfactory to anyone else or not (Mark Twain Quotes)
I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is not worth while to try to keep history from repeating itself, for man’s character will always make the preventing of the repetitions impossible (Mark Twain Quotes)
Whatever you have lived, you can write and by hard work and a genuine apprenticeship, you can learn to write well; but what you have not lived you cannot write, you can only pretend to write it (Mark Twain Quotes)
What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense (Mark Twain Quotes)
Data is like garbage. You’d better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it (Mark Twain Quotes)
I have criticized absent people so often, and then discovered, to my humiliation, that I was talking with their relatives, that I have grown superstitious about that sort of thing and dropped it (Mark Twain Quotes)
The reason most people don’t go to church is because they’ve already been (Mark Twain Quotes)
The frankest and freest product of the human mind and heart is a love letter; the writer gets his limitless freedom of statement and expression from his sense that no stranger is going to see what he is writing (Mark Twain Quotes)
A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose (Mark Twain Quotes)
A pilot must have a memory developed to absolute perfection. But there are two higher qualities which he also must have. He must have good and quick judgment and decision, and a cool, calm courage that no peril can shake (Mark Twain Quotes)