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Mark Twain Quotes
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I was born modest, but it didn’t last (Mark Twain Quotes)
Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies (Mark Twain Quotes)
This is the only sane clerical the earthquake has exposed to view yet (Mark Twain Quotes)
Geological time is not money (Mark Twain Quotes)
Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it (Mark Twain Quotes)
Every man has a secret ambition: To outsmart horses, fish and women (Mark Twain Quotes)
All human rules are more or less idiotic (Mark Twain Quotes)
The best of us would rather be popular than right (Mark Twain Quotes)
You are about as happy as you make up your mind to be (Mark Twain Quotes)
If we had less statemanship we could get along with fewer battleships (Mark Twain Quotes)
I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time (Mark Twain Quotes)
The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself (Mark Twain Quotes)
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction (Mark Twain Quotes)
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race (Mark Twain Quotes)
I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts (Mark Twain Quotes)
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase (Mark Twain Quotes)
The funniest things are the forbidden (Mark Twain Quotes)
Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any (Mark Twain Quotes)
As I slowly grow wise I briskly grow cautious (Mark Twain Quotes)
A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle (Mark Twain Quotes)
Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live (Mark Twain Quotes)
None but the dead have free speech (Mark Twain Quotes)
As to the adjective: when in doubt, strike it out (Mark Twain Quotes)
A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top (Mark Twain Quotes)
The altar cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next (Mark Twain Quotes)
We despise no source that can pay us a pleasing attention (Mark Twain Quotes)
Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame (Mark Twain Quotes)
All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel (Mark Twain Quotes)
Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right (Mark Twain Quotes)