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Married Men Quotes

Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men Picture Quote #1

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don’t know one who wouldn’t fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink Picture Quote #1

Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men have done most of the fighting and market work? Picture Quote #1

When employers tell me they prefer married men, and encourage their men to have homes of their own, because it makes them so much steadier, I wonder if they have any idea of all that that implies Picture Quote #1

Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not Picture Quote #1

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth Picture Quote #1

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It’s like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men? Picture Quote #1

If I did not wear torn pants, orthopedic shoes, frantic disheveled hair, that is to say, if I did not tone down my beauty, people would go mad. Married men would run amuck Picture Quote #1

I say I don’t sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don’t sleep with happily married men Picture Quote #1

Though I hope to have a few more seasons still in senior football, I am studying to be a physiotherapist and masseur when my playing days are over. We married men have to look to the future, you know Picture Quote #1

Feminists often discuss women having two jobs: work and children. True. But no one discusses those divorced and remarried men who have three jobs: work, and two sets of children to nurture and financially support Picture Quote #1

I hate to get gender essentialist, but I’m starting to think that a lot of married men have some sort of heterosexually induced dentistry aversion Picture Quote #1

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Ironically, survey after survey shows that married men are happier and healthier than unmarried men. Oh, and they also have more sex Picture Quote #1

I am firmly of the opinion that a large number of unmarried men, over the age of 24 years, is a dangerous element in any community Picture Quote #1

I hate married men. They never make any sacrifices to the arts, but are always thinking of their duties to their wives and families or some rubbish of that sort Picture Quote #1

Unmarried men are best friends, best masters, best servants, but not always best subjects; for they are light to run away, and almost all fugitives are of that condition Picture Quote #1

To all married men, be this a caution, which they should duly tender as their life, neither to doat too much, nor doubt a wife Picture Quote #1

Much is said about the burdens and responsibilities of married men. Responsibilities indeed there are, if they but felt them: but as to burdens what are they? Picture Quote #1

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The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that’s when they stop arguing Picture Quote #1

Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women Picture Quote #1

The three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings Picture Quote #1

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Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men (Married Men Quotes) I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don’t know one who wouldn’t fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink (Married Men Quotes) Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men have done most of the fighting and market work? (Married Men Quotes) When employers tell me they prefer married men, and encourage their men to have homes of their own, because it makes them so much steadier, I wonder if they have any idea of all that that implies (Married Men Quotes) Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not (Married Men Quotes) Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth (Married Men Quotes) It’s like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men? (Married Men Quotes) If I did not wear torn pants, orthopedic shoes, frantic disheveled hair, that is to say, if I did not tone down my beauty, people would go mad. Married men would run amuck (Married Men Quotes) I say I don’t sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don’t sleep with happily married men (Married Men Quotes) Though I hope to have a few more seasons still in senior football, I am studying to be a physiotherapist and masseur when my playing days are over. We married men have to look to the future, you know (Married Men Quotes) Feminists often discuss women having two jobs: work and children. True. But no one discusses those divorced and remarried men who have three jobs: work, and two sets of children to nurture and financially support (Married Men Quotes) I hate to get gender essentialist, but I’m starting to think that a lot of married men have some sort of heterosexually induced dentistry aversion (Married Men Quotes) Ironically, survey after survey shows that married men are happier and healthier than unmarried men. Oh, and they also have more sex (Married Men Quotes) I am firmly of the opinion that a large number of unmarried men, over the age of 24 years, is a dangerous element in any community (Married Men Quotes) I hate married men. They never make any sacrifices to the arts, but are always thinking of their duties to their wives and families or some rubbish of that sort (Married Men Quotes) Unmarried men are best friends, best masters, best servants, but not always best subjects; for they are light to run away, and almost all fugitives are of that condition (Married Men Quotes) To all married men, be this a caution, which they should duly tender as their life, neither to doat too much, nor doubt a wife (Married Men Quotes) Much is said about the burdens and responsibilities of married men. Responsibilities indeed there are, if they but felt them: but as to burdens what are they? (Married Men Quotes) The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that’s when they stop arguing (Married Men Quotes) Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women (Married Men Quotes) The three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings (Married Men Quotes)

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