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He told me he was getting married, and I told him I approved of his upcoming divorce (Married Quotes)
Husband and wife have no time left to spend together. Marriage took away our one reason for getting married. (Married Quotes)
People today expect too much from marriage. Getting married is really like taking on a big new job. (Married Quotes)
I dated a guy and he liked me but I didn’t like him. I went through his wardrobe and cleaned out his house and got him to get a new car. He said to me, ‘If I give you $10,000, will you find me my wife because I want someone like you?’ And within a year, he got married. That was the first match that led to me leaving my corporate job. (Married Quotes)
I’m not getting within 20 feet of a married man ever again - not even talking to one! (Married Quotes)
Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we’re always kind of like, what are they doing? (Married Quotes)
I look forward to exercising my American civil liberties and getting fully, completely and legally married this year to my true love of over three years, Linda Wallem, (Married Quotes)
You don’t get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts. (Married Quotes)
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house. (Married Quotes)
When I get married I’m going to make the marriage work. Getting married is forever, no matter what my spouse does. (Married Quotes)
A lot of people, sometimes they’re so stuck on, ‘I gotta get married, I gotta get married.’ They forget that the really important thing is to have a healthy home, a healthy family, a healthy environment for your kids and to have everything going in a good, peaceful way. (Married Quotes)
For many, many people, getting married is one of the most important things they will ever do in the pursuit of happiness. (Married Quotes)
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot. (Married Quotes)
Almost everything worthwhile carries with it some sort of risk, whether it’s starting a new business, whether it’s leaving home, whether it’s getting married, or whether it’s flying in space. (Married Quotes)
I was close to getting married a long time ago. But it didn’t happen, and since then it has not been happening. It is jinxed, and I am very happy. I hope this jinx continues. (Married Quotes)
I don’t mind being a grandfather; I’ve been a mother for so many years. You just can’t believe what it’s like being a father. Especially when you come out of the chaos of the road to getting married and having children. (Married Quotes)
I think that Vegas is one of the wildest places I’ve ever been to. You can look to your left and there’s a drag queen getting married by Elvis, to the right there is some old bird sticking quarters into a slot machine for hours. (Married Quotes)
I have been hearing gossip and lies since I began working. When I was 17, I used to get very angry because I opened a magazine and I saw myself in a picture on a motorcycle, and the headline was, ‘I’m getting married next month.’ (Married Quotes)
When I got married in 1991, I had never been to a wedding, so I didn’t know that my wedding was tacky. I didn’t know that I was getting married in a quinceanera dress, because there was nobody there to cry over me and tell me I look like a fool. (Married Quotes)
The great thing about getting married young like I did and having a child so young is that he gets to know all the relatives. He knew his great-grandmother, and we sat down together and tied down the stories of our uncles and aunts. They were quite the characters, and we tied them to about 50 recipes. It’s like a memoir-cookbook. (Married Quotes)
The only problem with getting married is that we can’t fornicate anymore (Married Quotes)
You want a happy romantic relationship? Don’t ruin it by getting married. (Married Quotes)
Gay people getting married? Next, they’ll be allowed to vote and pay taxes. (Married Quotes)
Oh I don’t plan on getting married. It’s a legalized form of prostitution. (Married Quotes)
I would recommend getting married young. That way you don’t have all the baggage. (Married Quotes)
I think getting married and then running away for 10 months would be an absolute disaster (Married Quotes)
Through the act of getting married, one has taken on the task of mutual confrontation until death (Married Quotes)
All I can say is that I’m getting married in the future. I’ve narrowed it down to that. (Married Quotes)
Getting married and staying married is a wonderful way to increase your wealth - but the key is stay married. (Married Quotes)
In the winter I separate, in the summer I marry. It’s been 15 years since I’ve been getting married every year. (Married Quotes)