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MaryJanice Davidson Quotes

Magic: The Gathering is like Dungeons and Dragons if D Picture Quote #1

Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER! Picture Quote #1

I know it’s practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn’t possibly weep harder than I did Picture Quote #1

I love interviews, meeting fans, teaching workshops, giving speeches... all of it Picture Quote #1

We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we’d do bad things all the time. You know, like politicians Picture Quote #1

I own two beautiful homes, and I’m always half-expecting the cops to pull in, seize me with firm compassion, and escort me out Picture Quote #1

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Being a writer is great, and being a parent is great, and I hate Marching Band Picture Quote #1

I’ll cough up the bitter truth right now, at the risk of losing my Feminism Club Decoder Ring: I didn’t go see ‘Inside Out’ for Amy Poehler, though she’s terrific. I went to see my dark prince, Lewis Black Picture Quote #1

When I wrote the first Betsy book, ‘Undead and Unwed,’ I had no idea, none, that it would be a career-defining, genre-defining book, the first of over a dozen in the series, the first of over 70 published books, the first on my road to the best-seller list, the first on my road to being published in 15 countries Picture Quote #1

I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I’ve got some standards Picture Quote #1

I once came back from a book tour where sleek black cars driven by nice men in black suits waited for me at every hotel, took me to every signing, brought me back, opened car doors for me. They were great. I was great. It was a wonderful tour Picture Quote #1

I can’t not write funny. It’s literally the only way I know how to do it Picture Quote #1

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Back off, boys. You don’t want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We’re real testy Picture Quote #1

Leave it to a vampire to think a healthy guy in his late thirties or early forties was on his deathbed Picture Quote #1

I like the idea of federal employees licensed to carry weapons who are also heavily medicated; it just works for me on all sorts of levels Picture Quote #1

I wrote for free for, like, fifteen years; I could redo my parlor in rejection slips. It would be surprisingly tasteful - they use nice paper Picture Quote #1

When I first quit my day job, I was terrified. I called my editors and said I’m trying to make a go of this, and they threw every contract at me they could. And for two years, I had a book or an anthology out every month Picture Quote #1

I used to be a model and a medical test subject, though never at the same time. And since we didn’t have much money when I was a kid, I know how to fish and hunt for my supper. And I used to win awards in speech in high school, which comes in handy when I speak to 200 people at a writers’ conference Picture Quote #1

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I always knew I’d keep at it with the plodding doggedness that I used to master lump-less gravy and wriggle out of fitness classes; I always knew I’d get a zillion rejection slips. I figured I’d write part time while working various full-time office jobs, and maybe, maybe in my 50s, I’d be able to quit and try writing full time Picture Quote #1

Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers? Picture Quote #1

You don’t scare me, Cadence Jones. I’ve lived with crazy, I’ve ridden with crazy, I’ve vacationed with crazy, I’ve visited crazy in various hospitals, I’ve sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think women who don’t have major emotional disorders are really very dull Picture Quote #1

Elizabeth Anne Taylor April 25, 1974 - April 25, 2004 Our Sweetheart, Only resting Picture Quote #1

He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes Picture Quote #1

It’s inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid of ghosts Picture Quote #1

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You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please Picture Quote #1

Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus? Picture Quote #1

Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That’s all I want to know Picture Quote #1

... friends are such a mixed blessing Picture Quote #1

I know it’s practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn’t possibly weep harder than I did Picture Quote #1

I’ve always assumed he’d be around to be, you know, yelled at and taken for granted. And of course I was wrong. Nobody’s going to put up with that forever Picture Quote #1

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Magic: The Gathering is like Dungeons and Dragons if D (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER! (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) I know it’s practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn’t possibly weep harder than I did. (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) I love interviews, meeting fans, teaching workshops, giving speeches... all of it. (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we’d do bad things all the time. You know, like politicians. (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) I own two beautiful homes, and I’m always half-expecting the cops to pull in, seize me with firm compassion, and escort me out. (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) Being a writer is great, and being a parent is great, and I hate Marching Band (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) I’ll cough up the bitter truth right now, at the risk of losing my Feminism Club Decoder Ring: I didn’t go see ‘Inside Out’ for Amy Poehler, though she’s terrific. I went to see my dark prince, Lewis Black. (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) When I wrote the first Betsy book, ‘Undead and Unwed,’ I had no idea, none, that it would be a career-defining, genre-defining book, the first of over a dozen in the series, the first of over 70 published books, the first on my road to the best-seller list, the first on my road to being published in 15 countries. (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I’ve got some standards. (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) I once came back from a book tour where sleek black cars driven by nice men in black suits waited for me at every hotel, took me to every signing, brought me back, opened car doors for me. They were great. I was great. It was a wonderful tour. (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) I can’t not write funny. It’s literally the only way I know how to do it. (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) Back off, boys. You don’t want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We’re real testy (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) Leave it to a vampire to think a healthy guy in his late thirties or early forties was on his deathbed. (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) I like the idea of federal employees licensed to carry weapons who are also heavily medicated; it just works for me on all sorts of levels. (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) I wrote for free for, like, fifteen years; I could redo my parlor in rejection slips. It would be surprisingly tasteful - they use nice paper. (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) When I first quit my day job, I was terrified. I called my editors and said I’m trying to make a go of this, and they threw every contract at me they could. And for two years, I had a book or an anthology out every month. (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) I used to be a model and a medical test subject, though never at the same time. And since we didn’t have much money when I was a kid, I know how to fish and hunt for my supper. And I used to win awards in speech in high school, which comes in handy when I speak to 200 people at a writers’ conference. (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) I always knew I’d keep at it with the plodding doggedness that I used to master lump-less gravy and wriggle out of fitness classes; I always knew I’d get a zillion rejection slips. I figured I’d write part time while working various full-time office jobs, and maybe, maybe in my 50s, I’d be able to quit and try writing full time. (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers? (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) You don’t scare me, Cadence Jones. I’ve lived with crazy, I’ve ridden with crazy, I’ve vacationed with crazy, I’ve visited crazy in various hospitals, I’ve sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think women who don’t have major emotional disorders are really very dull (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) Elizabeth Anne Taylor April 25, 1974 - April 25, 2004 Our Sweetheart, Only resting (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) It’s inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid of ghosts (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus? (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That’s all I want to know (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) ... friends are such a mixed blessing (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) I know it’s practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn’t possibly weep harder than I did (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes) I’ve always assumed he’d be around to be, you know, yelled at and taken for granted. And of course I was wrong. Nobody’s going to put up with that forever (MaryJanice Davidson Quotes)

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