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Something is sticking out its tongue at me from the corner of my mirror (Mason Cooley Quotes)
Intellectuals have opinions on subjects they just heard about five minutes ago (Mason Cooley Quotes)
Getting ready: the show girl scratches her breast and shakes out her feathers (Mason Cooley Quotes)
When I get the point, I often don’t know what to do with it (Mason Cooley Quotes)
Political correctness is driving machismo underground and recalling effeminacy from exile (Mason Cooley Quotes)
Inconsistency has been overpraised by people who do not expect to suffer from it (Mason Cooley Quotes)
My ambition in life: to become successful enough to resume my career as a neurasthenic (Mason Cooley Quotes)
The banker rubs his nose, thinking of his cat stalking something on the lawn (Mason Cooley Quotes)
The negative always wins at last, but I like it none the better for that (Mason Cooley Quotes)
The closeups of pornography make human genitals look like undiscovered prehistoric animals (Mason Cooley Quotes)
Pornography does not inspire violence, but you can break a leg trying to imitate it (Mason Cooley Quotes)
The dignified catastrophes of tragedy bear little resemblance to the slow ruin inflicted by life (Mason Cooley Quotes)
Symbolism erects a facade of respectability to hide the indecency of dreams (Mason Cooley Quotes)
I must like my profession, since I can hardly distinguish myself from it (Mason Cooley Quotes)
Those who refuse to play second fiddle may wind up playing no fiddle at all (Mason Cooley Quotes)
Call on literary convention, and it will gladly tell your story for you (Mason Cooley Quotes)
Electricity, water, gas, and steam course through the walls of my building, keeping it alive (Mason Cooley Quotes)
Lack of reciprocity ruins friendships, but makes love affairs exciting for a time (Mason Cooley Quotes)
My regimen is lust and avarice for exercise, gluttony and sloth for relaxation (Mason Cooley Quotes)
Withhold admiration from a narcissist and be disliked. Give it and be treated with indifference (Mason Cooley Quotes)
The nudes of art are not so distant from pornography as prudish pedants pretend (Mason Cooley Quotes)
Explanations comfort us by giving the impression that there is an order in things (Mason Cooley Quotes)
Free competition exists inside shelters of law, custom, insurance, political approval, and carefully protected status (Mason Cooley Quotes)
The telephone gives us the happiness of being together yet safely apart (Mason Cooley Quotes)
Modern pictures banish depiction for interfering with the workings of paint (Mason Cooley Quotes)
Supermarkets depict abundance; boutiques exclusiveness; roadside stands authenticity (Mason Cooley Quotes)
Change is upsetting. Repetition is tedious. Three cheers for variation! (Mason Cooley Quotes)
Consensus is usually made possible by vague language and shallow commitments (Mason Cooley Quotes)
The little suckings and smackings of the perversions are the sounds of joyous infancy (Mason Cooley Quotes)
Excrement can never be culturally elaborated to the extent that nutriment can (Mason Cooley Quotes)