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Matt Groening Quotes

It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen Picture Quote #1

You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half assed. That's the American way Picture Quote #2

Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? Picture Quote #1

Me fail English? That’s unpossible Picture Quote #1

I like the ‘Simpsons’ pinball machines. Those are pretty great Picture Quote #1

English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England Picture Quote #1

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming Picture Quote #1

Being a good embalmer is a thankless job Picture Quote #1

God often gives nuts to toothless people Picture Quote #1

I can’t believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off! Picture Quote #1

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? Picture Quote #1

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix Picture Quote #1

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You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head Picture Quote #1

Don’t have a cow, man Picture Quote #1

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture Picture Quote #1

I don’t have to be careful, I’ve got a gun Picture Quote #1

I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top Picture Quote #1

I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me Picture Quote #1

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I’d be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees Picture Quote #1

Everybody is clever, just in their own ways Picture Quote #1

Let’s face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight Picture Quote #1

I think people who work in comedy and humor are hesitant to analyze it too much, because you feel like if you take it apart, you’ll break it and not be able to put it back together again Picture Quote #1

Anxiety and hostility seem to be a great part of good and bad humor. Examining humor too closely does seem to destroy it Picture Quote #1

I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows Picture Quote #1

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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers Picture Quote #1

I think ‘Family Guy’ and ‘American Dad’ have definitely staked out their own style and territory, and now the accusations are coming that ‘The Simpsons’ is taking jokes from ‘Family Guy.’ And I can tell you, that ain’t the case Picture Quote #1

Our solution on ‘The Simpsons’ is to do jokes that people who have an education, or some frame of reference, can get. And for the ones who don’t, it doesn’t matter, because we have Homer banging his head and saying, ‘D’oh!’ Picture Quote #1

A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that’s not what life is all about. That’s not real. It’s never going to happen Picture Quote #1

I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That’s what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life Picture Quote #1

It’s a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We’ve got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we’ve explored some of the secondary characters’ personal lives a bit more Picture Quote #1

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It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen (Matt Groening Quotes) You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half assed. That's the American way (Matt Groening Quotes) Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? (Matt Groening Quotes) Me fail English? That’s unpossible (Matt Groening Quotes) I like the ‘Simpsons’ pinball machines. Those are pretty great (Matt Groening Quotes) English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England (Matt Groening Quotes) I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming (Matt Groening Quotes) Being a good embalmer is a thankless job (Matt Groening Quotes) God often gives nuts to toothless people (Matt Groening Quotes) I can’t believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off! (Matt Groening Quotes) Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? (Matt Groening Quotes) Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix (Matt Groening Quotes) You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head (Matt Groening Quotes) Don’t have a cow, man (Matt Groening Quotes) Families are about love overcoming emotional torture (Matt Groening Quotes) I don’t have to be careful, I’ve got a gun (Matt Groening Quotes) I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top (Matt Groening Quotes) I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me (Matt Groening Quotes) I’d be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees (Matt Groening Quotes) Everybody is clever, just in their own ways (Matt Groening Quotes) Let’s face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight (Matt Groening Quotes) I think people who work in comedy and humor are hesitant to analyze it too much, because you feel like if you take it apart, you’ll break it and not be able to put it back together again (Matt Groening Quotes) Anxiety and hostility seem to be a great part of good and bad humor. Examining humor too closely does seem to destroy it (Matt Groening Quotes) I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows (Matt Groening Quotes) Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers (Matt Groening Quotes) I think ‘Family Guy’ and ‘American Dad’ have definitely staked out their own style and territory, and now the accusations are coming that ‘The Simpsons’ is taking jokes from ‘Family Guy.’ And I can tell you, that ain’t the case (Matt Groening Quotes) Our solution on ‘The Simpsons’ is to do jokes that people who have an education, or some frame of reference, can get. And for the ones who don’t, it doesn’t matter, because we have Homer banging his head and saying, ‘D’oh!’ (Matt Groening Quotes) A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that’s not what life is all about. That’s not real. It’s never going to happen (Matt Groening Quotes) I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That’s what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life (Matt Groening Quotes) It’s a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We’ve got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we’ve explored some of the secondary characters’ personal lives a bit more (Matt Groening Quotes)

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