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Matt Groening Quotes

Being a good embalmer is a thankless job Picture Quote #1

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming Picture Quote #1

English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England Picture Quote #1

I like the ‘Simpsons’ pinball machines. Those are pretty great Picture Quote #1

Me fail English? That’s unpossible Picture Quote #1

You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half assed. That's the American way Picture Quote #2

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Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? Picture Quote #1

It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen Picture Quote #1

Don’t have a cow, man Picture Quote #1

Let’s face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight Picture Quote #1

Everybody is clever, just in their own ways Picture Quote #1

I’d be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees Picture Quote #1

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I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me Picture Quote #1

I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top Picture Quote #1

I don’t have to be careful, I’ve got a gun Picture Quote #1

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture Picture Quote #1

God often gives nuts to toothless people Picture Quote #1

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix Picture Quote #1

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Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? Picture Quote #1

I can’t believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off! Picture Quote #1

You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head Picture Quote #1

He's very sensitive to my moods. I just wish he didn't cringe so much Picture Quote #1

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa Picture Quote #1

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! Picture Quote #1

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I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn Picture Quote #1

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems Picture Quote #1

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? Picture Quote #1

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try Picture Quote #1

I don’t mind sharing the blame if she’ll just admit she started it Picture Quote #1

Trying is the first step towards failure Picture Quote #1

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Text Quotes

Being a good embalmer is a thankless job (Matt Groening Quotes) I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming (Matt Groening Quotes) English? Who needs that? I’m never going to England (Matt Groening Quotes) I like the ‘Simpsons’ pinball machines. Those are pretty great (Matt Groening Quotes) Me fail English? That’s unpossible (Matt Groening Quotes) You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half assed. That's the American way (Matt Groening Quotes) Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? (Matt Groening Quotes) It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen (Matt Groening Quotes) Don’t have a cow, man (Matt Groening Quotes) Let’s face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight (Matt Groening Quotes) Everybody is clever, just in their own ways (Matt Groening Quotes) I’d be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees (Matt Groening Quotes) I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me (Matt Groening Quotes) I want it to go on, but I want us to go out on top (Matt Groening Quotes) I don’t have to be careful, I’ve got a gun (Matt Groening Quotes) Families are about love overcoming emotional torture (Matt Groening Quotes) God often gives nuts to toothless people (Matt Groening Quotes) Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix (Matt Groening Quotes) Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? (Matt Groening Quotes) I can’t believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off! (Matt Groening Quotes) You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head (Matt Groening Quotes) He's very sensitive to my moods. I just wish he didn't cringe so much (Matt Groening Quotes) Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa (Matt Groening Quotes) Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! (Matt Groening Quotes) I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn (Matt Groening Quotes) To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems (Matt Groening Quotes) What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? (Matt Groening Quotes) You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try (Matt Groening Quotes) I don’t mind sharing the blame if she’ll just admit she started it (Matt Groening Quotes) Trying is the first step towards failure (Matt Groening Quotes)

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