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Matt Groening Quotes

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try Picture Quote #1

He's very sensitive to my moods. I just wish he didn't cringe so much Picture Quote #1

Trying is the first step towards failure Picture Quote #1

I’m a level 5 vegan, I don’t eat anything that casts a shadow Picture Quote #1

I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go Picture Quote #1

I don’t mind sharing the blame if she’ll just admit she started it Picture Quote #1

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Warning signs that lover is bored:1. Passionless kisses2. Frequent sighing3. Moved, left no forwarding address Picture Quote #1

We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff Picture Quote #1

I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at the covers of science fiction magazines and books, and I've read quite extensively as an adult Picture Quote #1

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come Picture Quote #1

Since I was there in the very beginning, I know the history of the characters. So, I make comments about the tone and sometimes remind the writers that we've done that before Picture Quote #1

Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories Picture Quote #1

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When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities Picture Quote #1

All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer Picture Quote #1

There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer Picture Quote #1

What if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder Picture Quote #1

When will I learn? the answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! Picture Quote #1

When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get Picture Quote #1

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You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done Picture Quote #1

All my friends say I should leave him because he's mean, angry, and abusive. I need to get some new friends Picture Quote #1

The longer it takes me to find Mr. Right, the more he's going to pay for keeping me waiting Picture Quote #1

We're getting on each other's nerves too much. I think we need to spend more time together Picture Quote #1

You’ve got to embrace the future. You can whine about it, but you’ve got to embrace it Picture Quote #1

I’m a fan of animation and so, the more stuff that doesn’t look like the other stuff that’s out there, I’m in favor Picture Quote #1

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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals... except the weasel Picture Quote #1

Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing Picture Quote #1

Everybody doesn’t have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to Picture Quote #1

Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems Picture Quote #1

I don’t know why I did it, I don’t know why I enjoyed it, and I don’t know why I will do it again Picture Quote #1

I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don’t get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level Picture Quote #1

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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try (Matt Groening Quotes) He's very sensitive to my moods. I just wish he didn't cringe so much (Matt Groening Quotes) Trying is the first step towards failure (Matt Groening Quotes) I’m a level 5 vegan, I don’t eat anything that casts a shadow (Matt Groening Quotes) I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go (Matt Groening Quotes) I don’t mind sharing the blame if she’ll just admit she started it (Matt Groening Quotes) Warning signs that lover is bored:1. Passionless kisses2. Frequent sighing3. Moved, left no forwarding address (Matt Groening Quotes) We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff (Matt Groening Quotes) I've loved science fiction ever since I was a little kid, mainly from looking at the covers of science fiction magazines and books, and I've read quite extensively as an adult (Matt Groening Quotes) Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come (Matt Groening Quotes) Since I was there in the very beginning, I know the history of the characters. So, I make comments about the tone and sometimes remind the writers that we've done that before (Matt Groening Quotes) Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories (Matt Groening Quotes) When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities (Matt Groening Quotes) All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer (Matt Groening Quotes) There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer (Matt Groening Quotes) What if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder (Matt Groening Quotes) When will I learn? the answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! (Matt Groening Quotes) When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get (Matt Groening Quotes) You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done (Matt Groening Quotes) All my friends say I should leave him because he's mean, angry, and abusive. I need to get some new friends (Matt Groening Quotes) The longer it takes me to find Mr. Right, the more he's going to pay for keeping me waiting (Matt Groening Quotes) We're getting on each other's nerves too much. I think we need to spend more time together (Matt Groening Quotes) You’ve got to embrace the future. You can whine about it, but you’ve got to embrace it (Matt Groening Quotes) I’m a fan of animation and so, the more stuff that doesn’t look like the other stuff that’s out there, I’m in favor (Matt Groening Quotes) Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals... except the weasel (Matt Groening Quotes) Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing (Matt Groening Quotes) Everybody doesn’t have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to (Matt Groening Quotes) Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems (Matt Groening Quotes) I don’t know why I did it, I don’t know why I enjoyed it, and I don’t know why I will do it again (Matt Groening Quotes) I love the idea that we put in jokes the kids don’t get. And that later, when they grow up and read a few books and go to college and watch the show again, they can get it on a completely different level (Matt Groening Quotes)

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