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Mattress Quotes

Hatred, like straw, makes for a lumpy mattress Picture Quote #1

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress Picture Quote #1

Insomnia is only mind over mattress Picture Quote #1

For a bad night, a mattress of wine Picture Quote #1

The world is an oyster but you don’t crack it open on a mattress Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress Picture Quote #1

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She was on the far side, leaving two cold feet of mattress between them. He knew that she’d fall asleep like that... and then gradually move over until she was plastered against him. Then he could go to sleep, too Picture Quote #1

I wasn’t sure if I was charmed by his reluctance to share a bed with a girl or insulted that, apparently, I wasn’t hot enough for him to charge the mattress like a bull Picture Quote #1

I turned to my own bunk and examined it with a kind of appalled fascination. If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it. He had evidently included the pillow in his celebrations Picture Quote #1

If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it. He had evidently included the pillow in his celebrations Picture Quote #1

If you don’t want a little moisture on the mattress, maybe you shouldn’t have gone to the bar Picture Quote #1

The largest barrier to success is removing the mattress from one’s back in the morning Picture Quote #1

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Thanks for the reminder that I have to hit the gym today. I have’nt worked out in days. Unless one counted mattress gymnastics!!! Picture Quote #1

I settled at Cold Mountain long ago Already it seems like ages Wandering free I roam the woods and streams Lingering to watch things be themselves Men don’t come this far into the mountains Where white clouds gather and billow Dry grass makes a comfortable mattress The blue sky is a fine quilt Happy to pillow my head on the rock I leave heaven and earth to endless change Picture Quote #1

I close my eyes, knowing that afterward we will fall asleep together on our small mattress, as we do every night, listening to the wind in the palm trees outside our window, believing in our thick dreams that we are capable of nothing cruel Picture Quote #1

She was on the far side, leaving two cold feet of mattress between them. He knew that she’d fall asleep like that... and then gradually move over until she was plastered against him. Then he could go to sleep, too Picture Quote #1

It is a well known urban myth that the French don’t trust banks and store their money under their mattress. It’s not that they are tight with money - they just don’t trust anyone Picture Quote #1

Grover started to sniffle and I figured if I didn’t cheer him up he’d either start bawling or chewing up my mattress. He tends to eat household objects whenever he gets upset Picture Quote #1

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His three wives are huddled together on the bare mattress, one of them dying; when we’re together, we form an alliance he can’t touch. He’s scared to even try Picture Quote #1

Grover started to sniffle and I figured if I didn’t cheer him up he’d either start bawling or chewing up my mattress. He tends to eat household objects whenever he gets upset Picture Quote #1

Emma is a mattress who got thrown off the truck when her parents split up. It’s not like you can blame a mattress when people don’t tie it down tight enough Picture Quote #1

I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down Picture Quote #1

America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can’t tear the tag off the mattress Picture Quote #1

I miss my mattress when I am gone; It’s one thing I’ve made an impression on Picture Quote #1

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Those who have never suffered the iniquities of exile cannot possibly understand the significance, the gravitas, of a mattress Picture Quote #1

Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color. Fog is about the color of the insides of an old split wet summer cottage mattress; smog is the color and consistency of a wet potato chip soaked in a motorman’s glove Picture Quote #1

I’m not the poorest president. The poorest is the one who needs a lot to live. My lifestyle is a consequence of my wounds. I’m the son of my history. There have been years when I would have been happy just to have a mattress Picture Quote #1

When my parents were liberated, four years before I was born, they found that the ordinary world outside the camp had been eradicated. There was no more simple meal, no thing was less than extraordinary: a fork, a mattress, a clean shirt, a book. Not to mention such things that can make one weep: an orange, meat and vegetables, hot water. There was no ordinariness to return to, no refuge from the blinding potency of things, an apple screaming its sweet juice Picture Quote #1

I hardly think a girl is much of a threat. I presume you searched her for weapons? But if she attempts to suffocate me with her straw mattress, I promise to call out for help Picture Quote #1

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone Picture Quote #1

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Hatred, like straw, makes for a lumpy mattress (Mattress Quotes) Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress (Mattress Quotes) Insomnia is only mind over mattress (Mattress Quotes) For a bad night, a mattress of wine (Mattress Quotes) The world is an oyster but you don’t crack it open on a mattress (Mattress Quotes) You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress (Mattress Quotes) She was on the far side, leaving two cold feet of mattress between them. He knew that she’d fall asleep like that... and then gradually move over until she was plastered against him. Then he could go to sleep, too (Mattress Quotes) I wasn’t sure if I was charmed by his reluctance to share a bed with a girl or insulted that, apparently, I wasn’t hot enough for him to charge the mattress like a bull (Mattress Quotes) I turned to my own bunk and examined it with a kind of appalled fascination. If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it. He had evidently included the pillow in his celebrations (Mattress Quotes) If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it. He had evidently included the pillow in his celebrations (Mattress Quotes) If you don’t want a little moisture on the mattress, maybe you shouldn’t have gone to the bar (Mattress Quotes) The largest barrier to success is removing the mattress from one’s back in the morning (Mattress Quotes) Thanks for the reminder that I have to hit the gym today. I have’nt worked out in days. Unless one counted mattress gymnastics!!! (Mattress Quotes) I settled at Cold Mountain long ago Already it seems like ages Wandering free I roam the woods and streams Lingering to watch things be themselves Men don’t come this far into the mountains Where white clouds gather and billow Dry grass makes a comfortable mattress The blue sky is a fine quilt Happy to pillow my head on the rock I leave heaven and earth to endless change (Mattress Quotes) I close my eyes, knowing that afterward we will fall asleep together on our small mattress, as we do every night, listening to the wind in the palm trees outside our window, believing in our thick dreams that we are capable of nothing cruel. (Mattress Quotes) She was on the far side, leaving two cold feet of mattress between them. He knew that she’d fall asleep like that... and then gradually move over until she was plastered against him. Then he could go to sleep, too. (Mattress Quotes) It is a well known urban myth that the French don’t trust banks and store their money under their mattress. It’s not that they are tight with money - they just don’t trust anyone. (Mattress Quotes) Grover started to sniffle and I figured if I didn’t cheer him up he’d either start bawling or chewing up my mattress. He tends to eat household objects whenever he gets upset. (Mattress Quotes) His three wives are huddled together on the bare mattress, one of them dying; when we’re together, we form an alliance he can’t touch. He’s scared to even try (Mattress Quotes) Grover started to sniffle and I figured if I didn’t cheer him up he’d either start bawling or chewing up my mattress. He tends to eat household objects whenever he gets upset (Mattress Quotes) Emma is a mattress who got thrown off the truck when her parents split up. It’s not like you can blame a mattress when people don’t tie it down tight enough (Mattress Quotes) I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down (Mattress Quotes) America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can’t tear the tag off the mattress (Mattress Quotes) I miss my mattress when I am gone; It’s one thing I’ve made an impression on (Mattress Quotes) Those who have never suffered the iniquities of exile cannot possibly understand the significance, the gravitas, of a mattress (Mattress Quotes) Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color. Fog is about the color of the insides of an old split wet summer cottage mattress; smog is the color and consistency of a wet potato chip soaked in a motorman’s glove (Mattress Quotes) I’m not the poorest president. The poorest is the one who needs a lot to live. My lifestyle is a consequence of my wounds. I’m the son of my history. There have been years when I would have been happy just to have a mattress (Mattress Quotes) When my parents were liberated, four years before I was born, they found that the ordinary world outside the camp had been eradicated. There was no more simple meal, no thing was less than extraordinary: a fork, a mattress, a clean shirt, a book. Not to mention such things that can make one weep: an orange, meat and vegetables, hot water. There was no ordinariness to return to, no refuge from the blinding potency of things, an apple screaming its sweet juice (Mattress Quotes) I hardly think a girl is much of a threat. I presume you searched her for weapons? But if she attempts to suffocate me with her straw mattress, I promise to call out for help (Mattress Quotes) He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone (Mattress Quotes)