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I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford’s new husband on their wedding night. I know what’s expected of me. I’m just not sure I’ve got the ability to make it interesting (Melvin Helitzer Quotes)
Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I’m being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it’s back to the same old crap. (Melvin Helitzer Quotes)
A famous actor, Edmund Kean, on his deathbed, was reported to have said, Dying is easy. Comedy is hard. (Melvin Helitzer Quotes)
Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I’m being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it’s back to the same old crap (Melvin Helitzer Quotes)
I’d like to introduce a man with a lot of charm, talent, and wit. Unfortunately, he couldn’t be here tonight, so instead (Melvin Helitzer Quotes)
One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today, but you will be a great deal older (Melvin Helitzer Quotes)
If the audience knows what’s behind the door and the actor does not, that’s comedy. If both the audience and the actor do not know, that’s mystery! (Melvin Helitzer Quotes)