Michael Ian Black Quotes
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I think people hate me pretty much across the board, which is nice (Michael Ian Black Quotes)
The global business climate is likewhatever, dude (Michael Ian Black Quotes)
I think people just love to win (Michael Ian Black Quotes)
I can be a snarky Asshole, or I can be sort of mentally impaired. It’s very hard for me to just be normal human being (Michael Ian Black Quotes)
I am a poker player, but I am not a good poker player. My favorite game is seven card stud, but I’ll play hi/lo, Hold ‘em, Razz, etc. (Michael Ian Black Quotes)
There is no word for feeling nostalgic about the future, but that’s what a parent’s tears often are, a nostalgia for something that has not yet occurred. They are the pain of hope, the helplessness of hope, and finally, the surrender to hope. (Michael Ian Black Quotes)
I take my coffee the same way I take my women: Strong, black, and proud (Michael Ian Black Quotes)
Shuffling really isn’t something you should be doing on your deathbed (Michael Ian Black Quotes)
I probably should be thinking of better ideas on how to promote myself, but I don’t really spend a lot of time doing it. I really don’t know how to promote effectively (Michael Ian Black Quotes)
I don’t chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands (Michael Ian Black Quotes)
I never really understood what was expected of me as a man, or how I was supposed to interact with women, but worse, with other guys. I did not relate to them (Michael Ian Black Quotes)