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Michael Scott Quotes

When I said that I was king of forwards, you’ve got to understand that I don’t come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn’t arrest a guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another Picture Quote #1

I don’t want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me Picture Quote #1

You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded Picture Quote #1

Do I want to be feared or loved? That’s a good question. I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me Picture Quote #1

There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke Picture Quote #1

Reverse psychology is an awesome tool, I don’t know if you guys know about it, but basically you can make someone think the opposite of what you believe, and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm Picture Quote #1

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Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised Picture Quote #1

I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms Picture Quote #1

First up, the lost and found has gone missing. It itself, is lost. So please try not to lose anything until we find it Picture Quote #1

An office is a place to... live life to the fullest. To the max. To... an office is a place where dreams come true Picture Quote #1

Magic is really only the utilization of the entire spectrum of the senses. Humans have cut themselves off from their senses. Now they see only a tiny portion of the visible spectrum, hear only the loudest of sounds, their sense of smell is shockingly poor and they can only distinguish the sweetest and sourest of tastes Picture Quote #1

Often the greatest act of courage is admitting that one has made a mistake... Follow your hearts. Protect one another, trust one another, because, at the end of the day, all of these people want something from you, or want you to do something for them, or be something that you are not. Your own responsibility is to one another Picture Quote #1

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My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter... where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or... or where you’ve been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever Picture Quote #1

Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy Picture Quote #1

I don’t think anyone wants to grow up to be Mindy Lahiri, the same way no one wants to grow up to be Michael Scott.But that’s OK Picture Quote #1

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When I said that I was king of forwards, you’ve got to understand that I don’t come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn’t arrest a guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another (Michael Scott Quotes) I don’t want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me (Michael Scott Quotes) You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded (Michael Scott Quotes) Do I want to be feared or loved? That’s a good question. I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me (Michael Scott Quotes) There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke (Michael Scott Quotes) Reverse psychology is an awesome tool, I don’t know if you guys know about it, but basically you can make someone think the opposite of what you believe, and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm (Michael Scott Quotes) Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised (Michael Scott Quotes) I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms (Michael Scott Quotes) First up, the lost and found has gone missing. It itself, is lost. So please try not to lose anything until we find it (Michael Scott Quotes) An office is a place to... live life to the fullest. To the max. To... an office is a place where dreams come true (Michael Scott Quotes) Magic is really only the utilization of the entire spectrum of the senses. Humans have cut themselves off from their senses. Now they see only a tiny portion of the visible spectrum, hear only the loudest of sounds, their sense of smell is shockingly poor and they can only distinguish the sweetest and sourest of tastes (Michael Scott Quotes) Often the greatest act of courage is admitting that one has made a mistake... Follow your hearts. Protect one another, trust one another, because, at the end of the day, all of these people want something from you, or want you to do something for them, or be something that you are not. Your own responsibility is to one another (Michael Scott Quotes) My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter... where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or... or where you’ve been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever (Michael Scott Quotes) Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy (Michael Scott Quotes) I don’t think anyone wants to grow up to be Mindy Lahiri, the same way no one wants to grow up to be Michael Scott.But that’s OK (Michael Scott Quotes)

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