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Michael Showalter Quotes

In real life, comedians aren’t funny Picture Quote #1

I just made a movie. There’s a kind of a banter that some people might recognize as being screwball. There are no cell phones, no DVD playersit’s set in a timeless Brooklyn. Hopefully, it’s a good, old-fashioned movie Picture Quote #1

Many fans don’t have the leisure time to track my every word. They’re too busy brainstorming solutions to the economic crisis and winning Pulitzers Picture Quote #1

I’m not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they’re really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time Picture Quote #1

I went to college thinking of maybe pursuing a career in film criticism Picture Quote #1

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You really have no idea whether or not what you’re writing is funny. In stand-up and sketch comedy, you know right away and you can make your changes accordingly Picture Quote #1

Cats aren’t cooperative in the same way that other animals are. You can train a dog to act, but you can’t train a cat in the same way Picture Quote #1

I am a big proponent of writing a great outline. That way you can avoid hitting a roadblock. There is no worse feeling than writing yourself into a corner but if you’ve figured it all out in the outline then you won’t have that problem Picture Quote #1

I’ve always loved going to see Broadway shows. I’ve seen ‘em all: Rent, Chorus Line, Cats, West Side Story, Guys and Dolls, Wicked, you name it! Picture Quote #1

For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Black’s tweets Picture Quote #1

I tend to a lot of improvisational ranting, and that’s fun. For me, stand-up has been, performance-wise, a really good outlet Picture Quote #1

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I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories Picture Quote #1

Love is such a confusing word. You think I’m joking but I’m not Picture Quote #1

In my perfect world order, it is cold all the time. Everyone wears sweaters and drinks coffee. People don’t speak to each other; they read the newspaper. There is no loud music, and cats are in charge Picture Quote #1

I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world Picture Quote #1

I knew that if I was going to write a book, I was going to have to read one, too Picture Quote #1

A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can’t help it Picture Quote #1

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In real life, comedians aren’t funny (Michael Showalter Quotes) I just made a movie. There’s a kind of a banter that some people might recognize as being screwball. There are no cell phones, no DVD playersit’s set in a timeless Brooklyn. Hopefully, it’s a good, old-fashioned movie (Michael Showalter Quotes) Many fans don’t have the leisure time to track my every word. They’re too busy brainstorming solutions to the economic crisis and winning Pulitzers. (Michael Showalter Quotes) I’m not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they’re really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time. (Michael Showalter Quotes) Given the current state of publishing, I think it helps to have a brand name on the cover of your book. Comedians are proven commodities with built-in audiences. They may not have the writing chops of a Dave Eggers, but they’re salacious and funny and self-reflective. (Michael Showalter Quotes) I went to college thinking of maybe pursuing a career in film criticism (Michael Showalter Quotes) You really have no idea whether or not what you’re writing is funny. In stand-up and sketch comedy, you know right away and you can make your changes accordingly. (Michael Showalter Quotes) Cats aren’t cooperative in the same way that other animals are. You can train a dog to act, but you can’t train a cat in the same way. (Michael Showalter Quotes) I am a big proponent of writing a great outline. That way you can avoid hitting a roadblock. There is no worse feeling than writing yourself into a corner but if you’ve figured it all out in the outline then you won’t have that problem. (Michael Showalter Quotes) I’ve always loved going to see Broadway shows. I’ve seen ‘em all: Rent, Chorus Line, Cats, West Side Story, Guys and Dolls, Wicked, you name it! (Michael Showalter Quotes) For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Black’s tweets (Michael Showalter Quotes) I tend to a lot of improvisational ranting, and that’s fun. For me, stand-up has been, performance-wise, a really good outlet (Michael Showalter Quotes) I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories (Michael Showalter Quotes) Love is such a confusing word. You think I’m joking but I’m not (Michael Showalter Quotes) In my perfect world order, it is cold all the time. Everyone wears sweaters and drinks coffee. People don’t speak to each other; they read the newspaper. There is no loud music, and cats are in charge (Michael Showalter Quotes) I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world (Michael Showalter Quotes) I knew that if I was going to write a book, I was going to have to read one, too (Michael Showalter Quotes) A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can’t help it (Michael Showalter Quotes)