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Michael Thomas Ford Quotes

I swear, sometimes it feels like there’s this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute I’m sitting around eating chocolate chip cookies and then all of a sudden I’m thinking about bears Picture Quote #1
It’s like whoever sits up ther in Heaven had this big bag of really crappy stuff, and once or twice a day she or he reaches in and sprinkles a little bit of it over the world and it makes everything go crazy, like fairy dust that’s past its expiration date Picture Quote #1
Once you realise there’s nothing to be afraid of when you die, there’s nothing else to worry about Picture Quote #1
No one in France cares if you tried to kill yourself. In fact, I think they like you better because you’re all tragic Picture Quote #1
It will go away... The stuff in your head. Little by little Picture Quote #1
Why is it that you have to warn people about who you are? Picture Quote #1
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That’s what people do. Kill the things they’re afraid of Picture Quote #1
I keep feeling like everyone wants me to apologize for something Picture Quote #1
I’m tired of people thinking they’re doing me favours Picture Quote #1
I know all about dreams that make you want to scream Picture Quote #1
When people hurt us, the best thing to do isn’t to ask why they did it but to remind ourselves that it wasn’t our fault Picture Quote #1
Here’s what I think. One, people should figure out that if they go around bothering bears, chances are they’re going to end up bear snacks. Second, people suck Picture Quote #1
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If you ever manage to become perfect, you have to die instantly before you ruin things for everyone else Picture Quote #1
Once you realise there’s nothing to be afraid of when you die, there’s nothing else to worry about Picture Quote #1
How come someone always saves the people who try to kill themselves and then makes them tell everyone how sorry they are for ruining their evening? I keep feeling like everyone wants me to apologize for something. but I’m not going to. I don’t have anything to apologize for. They’re the ones who screwed everything up. Not me. I didn’t ask to be saved Picture Quote #1
Anyone can be crazy. That’s usually just because there’s something screwed up in your wiring, you know? But suicide is a whole different thing. I mean, how much do you have to hate yourself to want to just wipe yourself out? Picture Quote #1
I knew people were talking, but I wasn’t listening. I wasn’t interested in anything anyone had to say Picture Quote #1
I swear, sometimes it feels like there’s this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute I’m sitting around eating chocolate chip cookies and then all of a sudden I’m thinking about bears Picture Quote #1
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I’m still kind of a mess. But I think we all are. No one’s got it all together. I don’t think you ever do get it totally together. Probably if you did manage to do it you’d spontaneously combust. I think that’s a law of nature. If you ever manage to become perfect, you have to die instantly before you ruin things for everyone else Picture Quote #1
Personally, I think they killed the bear because they were afraid of it. That s what people do, kill the things they re afraid of Picture Quote #1
Let me tell something, seeing your name and psychiatric ward on the same piece of paper isn’t the best way to start your day Picture Quote #1
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I swear, sometimes it feels like there’s this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute I’m sitting around eating chocolate chip cookies and then all of a sudden I’m thinking about bears.  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) It’s like whoever sits up ther in Heaven had this big bag of really crappy stuff, and once or twice a day she or he reaches in and sprinkles a little bit of it over the world and it makes everything go crazy, like fairy dust that’s past its expiration date.  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) Once you realise there’s nothing to be afraid of when you die, there’s nothing else to worry about.  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) No one in France cares if you tried to kill yourself. In fact, I think they like you better because you’re all tragic  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) It will go away... The stuff in your head. Little by little  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) Why is it that you have to warn people about who you are?  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) That’s what people do. Kill the things they’re afraid of  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) I keep feeling like everyone wants me to apologize for something  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) I’m tired of people thinking they’re doing me favours  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) I know all about dreams that make you want to scream  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) When people hurt us, the best thing to do isn’t to ask why they did it but to remind ourselves that it wasn’t our fault  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) Here’s what I think. One, people should figure out that if they go around bothering bears, chances are they’re going to end up bear snacks. Second, people suck  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) If you ever manage to become perfect, you have to die instantly before you ruin things for everyone else  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) Once you realise there’s nothing to be afraid of when you die, there’s nothing else to worry about  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) How come someone always saves the people who try to kill themselves and then makes them tell everyone how sorry they are for ruining their evening? I keep feeling like everyone wants me to apologize for something. but I’m not going to. I don’t have anything to apologize for. They’re the ones who screwed everything up. Not me. I didn’t ask to be saved  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) Anyone can be crazy. That’s usually just because there’s something screwed up in your wiring, you know? But suicide is a whole different thing. I mean, how much do you have to hate yourself to want to just wipe yourself out?  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) I knew people were talking, but I wasn’t listening. I wasn’t interested in anything anyone had to say  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) I swear, sometimes it feels like there’s this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute I’m sitting around eating chocolate chip cookies and then all of a sudden I’m thinking about bears  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) I’m still kind of a mess. But I think we all are. No one’s got it all together. I don’t think you ever do get it totally together. Probably if you did manage to do it you’d spontaneously combust. I think that’s a law of nature. If you ever manage to become perfect, you have to die instantly before you ruin things for everyone else  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) Personally, I think they killed the bear because they were afraid of it. That s what people do, kill the things they re afraid of  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes) Let me tell something, seeing your name and psychiatric ward on the same piece of paper isn’t the best way to start your day  (Michael Thomas Ford Quotes)