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Microwave Oven Quotes

The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds Picture Quote #1

The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it Picture Quote #1

I like baked potatoes. I don’t have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I’ll just throw one in there, even if I don’t want one, because by the time it’s done, who knows? Picture Quote #1

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time Picture Quote #1

Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven Picture Quote #1

I don’t have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff Picture Quote #1

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They say you’re not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They’re right Picture Quote #1

The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics Picture Quote #1

The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds... If you suffer from hurry sickness in its most advanced stages, you may find yourself punching 88 seconds instead of 90 because it is faster to tap the same digit twice Picture Quote #1

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The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds (Microwave Oven Quotes) The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it (Microwave Oven Quotes) I like baked potatoes. I don’t have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I’ll just throw one in there, even if I don’t want one, because by the time it’s done, who knows? (Microwave Oven Quotes) I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time (Microwave Oven Quotes) Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven (Microwave Oven Quotes) I don’t have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff (Microwave Oven Quotes) They say you’re not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They’re right (Microwave Oven Quotes) The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics (Microwave Oven Quotes) The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds... If you suffer from hurry sickness in its most advanced stages, you may find yourself punching 88 seconds instead of 90 because it is faster to tap the same digit twice (Microwave Oven Quotes)