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Microwave Quotes

This is probably the saddest cookbook ever written. Microwave cooking for 1 Picture Quote #1

Dear microwave, please tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? Picture Quote #1

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave Picture Quote #1

The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics Picture Quote #1

You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave Picture Quote #1

I'm more like an oven than a microwave Picture Quote #1

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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time Picture Quote #1

I live in a dumb house. Which is not to say that I don’t love its quirky charm, its drafty windows and leaky fireplaces and an electrical system that protests when too many people are trying to vacuum and microwave at the same time. But charm is not always user-friendly Picture Quote #1

Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food Picture Quote #1

My favorite affirmation when I feel stuck or out of sorts is: Whatever I need is already here, and it is all for my highest good. Jot this down and post it conspicuously throughout your home, on the dashboard of your car, at your office, on your microwave oven, and even in front of your toilets! Picture Quote #1

In university, in a vain attempt to stave off the frosh fifteen, I used to melt fat-free cheese over broccoli, onions and cauliflower in the cafeteria microwave. That earned me few friends Picture Quote #1

I foresee great refinements in the field of short-pulse microwave signaling, whereby several simultaneous programs may occupy the same channel, in sequence, with incredibly swift electronic communication. [...] Short waves will be generally used in the kitchen for roasting and baking, almost instantaneously Picture Quote #1

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I hate to admit this but I don’t even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil a kettle for a pot noodle and I’ve been known to warm up some food in the microwave Picture Quote #1

God created two acts of folly. First, He created the Universe in a Big Bang. Second, He was negligent enough to leave behind evidence for this act, in the form of microwave radiation Picture Quote #1

I try to eat super clean: No processed sugars, no corn syrups, nothing frozen in a box that you can microwave. If I read the ingredient label and I don’t know what something is, I assume it’s bad Picture Quote #1

I like baked potatoes. I don’t have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I’ll just throw one in there, even if I don’t want one, because by the time it’s done, who knows? Picture Quote #1

You might be a firefighter if the microwave goes off and you run out of the house thinking it was your pager Picture Quote #1

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself Picture Quote #1

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You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave. I see the holidays as a chance for kids to learn self-sufficiency Picture Quote #1

My fur is matted, my eyes refuse to refocus, my sthondat-begotten room is too small, my microwave heater heats all meat to the same temperature, and it is the wrong temperature, and I cannot get it fixed Picture Quote #1

I have a phobia of anything that doesn’t die in the microwave after five seconds Picture Quote #1

They say you’re not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They’re right Picture Quote #1

I don’t have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff Picture Quote #1

I thought it odd that the woman was over a thousand years old but thought the microwave was primitive Picture Quote #1

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I guess now music is so saturated and so microwaved. It’s, like, 15 minutes in the microwave and boom, you’ve got something. Nobody’s putting passion or any thought behind it anymore Picture Quote #1

I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese Picture Quote #1

The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds... If you suffer from hurry sickness in its most advanced stages, you may find yourself punching 88 seconds instead of 90 because it is faster to tap the same digit twice Picture Quote #1

Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven Picture Quote #1

I turned down a lot of easier opportunities in order to go for the things that I really and ultimately wanted to do. And what’s really nice is that it’s starting to work. I’ve been an actor for coming up on 14 years now and the level of activity that’s taking place now is a culmination of a slow cooker approach to as opposed to a microwave Picture Quote #1

I hate to admit this but I don’t even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil a kettle for a pot noodle and I’ve been known to warm up some food in the microwave Picture Quote #1

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This is probably the saddest cookbook ever written. Microwave cooking for 1 (Microwave Quotes) Dear microwave, please tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold? (Microwave Quotes) He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave (Microwave Quotes) The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics (Microwave Quotes) You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave (Microwave Quotes) I'm more like an oven than a microwave (Microwave Quotes) I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time (Microwave Quotes) I live in a dumb house. Which is not to say that I don’t love its quirky charm, its drafty windows and leaky fireplaces and an electrical system that protests when too many people are trying to vacuum and microwave at the same time. But charm is not always user-friendly. (Microwave Quotes) Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food. (Microwave Quotes) My favorite affirmation when I feel stuck or out of sorts is: Whatever I need is already here, and it is all for my highest good. Jot this down and post it conspicuously throughout your home, on the dashboard of your car, at your office, on your microwave oven, and even in front of your toilets! (Microwave Quotes) In university, in a vain attempt to stave off the frosh fifteen, I used to melt fat-free cheese over broccoli, onions and cauliflower in the cafeteria microwave. That earned me few friends. (Microwave Quotes) I foresee great refinements in the field of short-pulse microwave signaling, whereby several simultaneous programs may occupy the same channel, in sequence, with incredibly swift electronic communication. [...] Short waves will be generally used in the kitchen for roasting and baking, almost instantaneously. (Microwave Quotes) I hate to admit this but I don’t even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil a kettle for a pot noodle and I’ve been known to warm up some food in the microwave. (Microwave Quotes) God created two acts of folly. First, He created the Universe in a Big Bang. Second, He was negligent enough to leave behind evidence for this act, in the form of microwave radiation. (Microwave Quotes) I try to eat super clean: No processed sugars, no corn syrups, nothing frozen in a box that you can microwave. If I read the ingredient label and I don’t know what something is, I assume it’s bad. (Microwave Quotes) I like baked potatoes. I don’t have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I’ll just throw one in there, even if I don’t want one, because by the time it’s done, who knows? (Microwave Quotes) You might be a firefighter if the microwave goes off and you run out of the house thinking it was your pager (Microwave Quotes) The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself (Microwave Quotes) You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave. I see the holidays as a chance for kids to learn self-sufficiency (Microwave Quotes) My fur is matted, my eyes refuse to refocus, my sthondat-begotten room is too small, my microwave heater heats all meat to the same temperature, and it is the wrong temperature, and I cannot get it fixed. (Microwave Quotes) I have a phobia of anything that doesn’t die in the microwave after five seconds (Microwave Quotes) They say you’re not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They’re right (Microwave Quotes) I don’t have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff (Microwave Quotes) I thought it odd that the woman was over a thousand years old but thought the microwave was primitive (Microwave Quotes) I guess now music is so saturated and so microwaved. It’s, like, 15 minutes in the microwave and boom, you’ve got something. Nobody’s putting passion or any thought behind it anymore (Microwave Quotes) I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese (Microwave Quotes) The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds... If you suffer from hurry sickness in its most advanced stages, you may find yourself punching 88 seconds instead of 90 because it is faster to tap the same digit twice (Microwave Quotes) Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven (Microwave Quotes) I turned down a lot of easier opportunities in order to go for the things that I really and ultimately wanted to do. And what’s really nice is that it’s starting to work. I’ve been an actor for coming up on 14 years now and the level of activity that’s taking place now is a culmination of a slow cooker approach to as opposed to a microwave (Microwave Quotes) I hate to admit this but I don’t even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil a kettle for a pot noodle and I’ve been known to warm up some food in the microwave (Microwave Quotes)

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