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Timing is everything. Chemistry is something that you don’t just throw in the frying pan and mix it up with another something, then throw it on top of something, then fry it up and put it in a tortilla and put in a microwave, heat it up and give it to you and expect it to taste good. You know? For those of you who can cook, y’all know what I’m talking about. If y’all can’t cook, this doesn’t concern you Picture Quote #1

When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate Picture Quote #1

My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with Picture Quote #1

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Timing is everything. Chemistry is something that you don’t just throw in the frying pan and mix it up with another something, then throw it on top of something, then fry it up and put it in a tortilla and put in a microwave, heat it up and give it to you and expect it to taste good. You know? For those of you who can cook, y’all know what I’m talking about. If y’all can’t cook, this doesn’t concern you (Microwave Quotes) When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate (Microwave Quotes) My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with (Microwave Quotes)

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