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Midget Quotes

My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget Picture Quote #1

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month Picture Quote #1

Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10! Picture Quote #1

There is no role I cannot play except a midget Picture Quote #1

I’m a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun Picture Quote #1

I felt puny and absurd, a ludicrous midget. Easy enough to talk of soul and spirit and essential worth, but not when you’re three feet tall Picture Quote #1

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If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude Picture Quote #1

Chest feeling heavy like a midget on my necklace Picture Quote #1

I had a dream about you. I was a small business owner, and you were also a small business owner. The difference was I was a sole proprietor, and you were a midget Picture Quote #1

It’s a sad day for American Capitalism when a man can’t fly a midget on a kite over central park Picture Quote #1

Don’t you think baby corns are scary? There’s just something wrong about their midget bodies Picture Quote #1

How many midget feet can you fit in your shoes? Depends on how big your penis is. Mine is 17 syllables long, like a haiku Picture Quote #1

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I got excited when I saw a midget, and then disappointed when I realized it was just a child. Those things are so common Picture Quote #1

Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry Picture Quote #1

Love is a rainbow of emotion. My favorite part is the pot of gold and the Irish midget Picture Quote #1

I keep an outfit of my baby clothes on a hanger in my closet. It hangs there like a heretical, anorexic midget. I do this to increase my chances of getting laid (wet baloney is the key to better love making) Picture Quote #1

Germany is an economic giant but a political midget, and with the end of the Cold War she has started to muscle her presence throughout Europe and the world Picture Quote #1

Day baseball is now dead for all practical purposes. Sooner or later, the game will be played in its entirety at night, and as I’ve said before, then baseball will be squarely in the amusement, the entertainment business along with wrestling, midget auto racing and the trotting tracks Picture Quote #1

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Germany is an economic giant but a political midget, and with the end of the Cold War she has started to muscle her presence throughout Europe and the world Picture Quote #1

I assure you that the training that you get in a midget, in a sprint car and perhaps in a Silver Crown car is really the kind of experience that makes you into a damn good race driver Picture Quote #1

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night Picture Quote #1

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler Picture Quote #1

What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can’t even walk straight Picture Quote #1

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down Picture Quote #1

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You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that’s the bunk. It’s little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes Picture Quote #1

You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I’ve ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you? Picture Quote #1

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes Picture Quote #1

What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat Picture Quote #1

If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth Picture Quote #1

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short Picture Quote #1

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My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget (Midget Quotes) Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month (Midget Quotes) Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10! (Midget Quotes) There is no role I cannot play except a midget (Midget Quotes) I’m a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun (Midget Quotes) I felt puny and absurd, a ludicrous midget. Easy enough to talk of soul and spirit and essential worth, but not when you’re three feet tall (Midget Quotes) If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude (Midget Quotes) Chest feeling heavy like a midget on my necklace (Midget Quotes) I had a dream about you. I was a small business owner, and you were also a small business owner. The difference was I was a sole proprietor, and you were a midget. (Midget Quotes) It’s a sad day for American Capitalism when a man can’t fly a midget on a kite over central park. (Midget Quotes) Don’t you think baby corns are scary? There’s just something wrong about their midget bodies (Midget Quotes) How many midget feet can you fit in your shoes? Depends on how big your penis is. Mine is 17 syllables long, like a haiku. (Midget Quotes) I got excited when I saw a midget, and then disappointed when I realized it was just a child. Those things are so common. (Midget Quotes) Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry... (Midget Quotes) Love is a rainbow of emotion. My favorite part is the pot of gold and the Irish midget. (Midget Quotes) I keep an outfit of my baby clothes on a hanger in my closet. It hangs there like a heretical, anorexic midget. I do this to increase my chances of getting laid (wet baloney is the key to better love making). (Midget Quotes) Germany is an economic giant but a political midget, and with the end of the Cold War she has started to muscle her presence throughout Europe and the world. (Midget Quotes) Day baseball is now dead for all practical purposes. Sooner or later, the game will be played in its entirety at night, and as I’ve said before, then baseball will be squarely in the amusement, the entertainment business along with wrestling, midget auto racing and the trotting tracks. (Midget Quotes) Germany is an economic giant but a political midget, and with the end of the Cold War she has started to muscle her presence throughout Europe and the world (Midget Quotes) I assure you that the training that you get in a midget, in a sprint car and perhaps in a Silver Crown car is really the kind of experience that makes you into a damn good race driver (Midget Quotes) I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night (Midget Quotes) Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler (Midget Quotes) What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can’t even walk straight (Midget Quotes) Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down (Midget Quotes) You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that’s the bunk. It’s little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes (Midget Quotes) You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I’ve ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you? (Midget Quotes) Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes (Midget Quotes) What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat (Midget Quotes) If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth (Midget Quotes) She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short (Midget Quotes)

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