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Mike Birbiglia Quotes

... And so we go and I meet his parents. And it’s a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend’s boyfriend’s parents for the first time. Part of you is angry for obvious reasons and part of you still wants to make a good impression. On a side note, they seemed in perfect health Picture Quote #1

Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it’s good, it’s good. When it’s bad, you get it on your shirt Picture Quote #1

The one thing you’re most reluctant to tell. That’s where the comedy is Picture Quote #1

I shouldn’t say bad things about the illiterate, though.. I should write it. That way they won’t find out Picture Quote #1

I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I’ve ever dated Picture Quote #1

Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they’re going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself Picture Quote #1

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I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear Picture Quote #1

Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea Picture Quote #1

Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don’t act out your dreams Picture Quote #1

I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can’t say that about their fans Picture Quote #1

I couldn’t recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free Picture Quote #1

I think serious situations actually make for the best kind of belly laughs. But theyre also the hardest to convert into comedy at the outset Picture Quote #1

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... And so we go and I meet his parents. And it’s a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend’s boyfriend’s parents for the first time. Part of you is angry for obvious reasons and part of you still wants to make a good impression. On a side note, they seemed in perfect health (Mike Birbiglia Quotes) Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it’s good, it’s good. When it’s bad, you get it on your shirt (Mike Birbiglia Quotes) The one thing you’re most reluctant to tell. That’s where the comedy is (Mike Birbiglia Quotes) I shouldn’t say bad things about the illiterate, though.. I should write it. That way they won’t find out (Mike Birbiglia Quotes) I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I’ve ever dated (Mike Birbiglia Quotes) Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they’re going to make jokes about other people or make jokes about themselves. I chose myself (Mike Birbiglia Quotes) I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear (Mike Birbiglia Quotes) Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea (Mike Birbiglia Quotes) Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don’t act out your dreams (Mike Birbiglia Quotes) I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can’t say that about their fans (Mike Birbiglia Quotes) I couldn’t recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free (Mike Birbiglia Quotes) I think serious situations actually make for the best kind of belly laughs. But theyre also the hardest to convert into comedy at the outset (Mike Birbiglia Quotes)

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