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It’s much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand. (Mike Royko Quotes)
Contrary to popular belief. It’s much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich. (Mike Royko Quotes)
It’s unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him. (Mike Royko Quotes)
All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There’s hundreds of millions of poor people out there who still ain’t got indoor plumbing, but that don’t mean there’s something great about an outhouse. Soccer is boring. I’ve never seen a more boring sport. (Mike Royko Quotes)
Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn’t the faintest idea what the heck is really going on. (Mike Royko Quotes)
There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of ‘family values.’ And that is to get right down to the root cause of the problem (Mike Royko Quotes)
The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It’s an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons (Mike Royko Quotes)
I never went to a John Wayne movie to find a philosophy to live by or to absorb a profound message. I went for the simple pleasure of spending a couple of hours seeing the bad guys lose (Mike Royko Quotes)
Forty years ago, we were on the tail of the Front Page era. There was a different point of view. Reporters and editors were more forgiving of public people. They didn’t think they had to stick someone in jail to make a career (Mike Royko Quotes)
For some people, being free means being free to keep their feet on someone else’s chest (Mike Royko Quotes)
It’s been my policy to view the Internet not as an ‘information highway,’ but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies (Mike Royko Quotes)
Anyone who contributes to the defense fund of pornographers is a mental moonbeam (Mike Royko Quotes)
God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west (Mike Royko Quotes)
Hollywood likes to boast that it can elevate the national conscience (Mike Royko Quotes)
Hollywood is right. A good and strong movie can have a more powerful social impact than any and all political speeches or newspaper editorials and columns (Mike Royko Quotes)
Hollywood has always been political. They consider it their right and duty to tell us what is politically good and right (Mike Royko Quotes)
Reagan’s approach will achieve one of the basic goals of the conservative: Things remain basically the same. The rich stay rich and the poor stay poor, or even a little poorer (Mike Royko Quotes)
Contrary to popular belief. It’s much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich (Mike Royko Quotes)
It’s much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand (Mike Royko Quotes)
Newspapers, magazines and other publications have the constitutional right to be offensive, even disgusting. As evidence of that, just watch this space regularly (Mike Royko Quotes)
Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn’t the faintest idea what the heck is really going on (Mike Royko Quotes)
All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There’s hundreds of millions of poor people out there who still ain’t got indoor plumbing, but that don’t mean there’s something great about an outhouse. Soccer is boring. I’ve never seen a more boring sport (Mike Royko Quotes)
It’s unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him (Mike Royko Quotes)
Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don’t want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat’s collar before cooking (Mike Royko Quotes)