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Milton Berle Quotes

Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide Picture Quote #1

There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list Picture Quote #1

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door, but only as long as it’s not visible from the street Picture Quote #1

My wife is a real puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a valentine is foreplay Picture Quote #1

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? Picture Quote #1

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already Picture Quote #1

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Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide (Milton Berle Quotes) There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son's list (Milton Berle Quotes) If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door, but only as long as it’s not visible from the street (Milton Berle Quotes) My wife is a real puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a valentine is foreplay (Milton Berle Quotes) I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? (Milton Berle Quotes) My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already (Milton Berle Quotes)

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