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Milton Berle Quotes
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Laughter is an instant vacation (Milton Berle Quotes)
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door (Milton Berle Quotes)
Experience is what you have after you’ve forgotten her name (Milton Berle Quotes)
I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm (Milton Berle Quotes)
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong (Milton Berle Quotes)
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think (Milton Berle Quotes)
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother (Milton Berle Quotes)
Valentine’s Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce (Milton Berle Quotes)
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? (Milton Berle Quotes)
I have a brother who is afraid to go to sleep, he dreams he’s working (Milton Berle Quotes)
Valentine’s Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot (Milton Berle Quotes)
It’s always consoling to know that today’s Christmas gifts are tomorrow’s garage sales (Milton Berle Quotes)
It was a tough school. The kids on the debating team took steroids! (Milton Berle Quotes)
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours (Milton Berle Quotes)
All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express (Milton Berle Quotes)
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think (Milton Berle Quotes)
I live to laugh, and I laugh to live (Milton Berle Quotes)
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient (Milton Berle Quotes)
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? (Milton Berle Quotes)
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong (Milton Berle Quotes)
A thing of beauty is a job forever (Milton Berle Quotes)
It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales (Milton Berle Quotes)
I bought my son a bat for Christmas. On New Year's it flew away (Milton Berle Quotes)
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot (Milton Berle Quotes)
She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash (Milton Berle Quotes)
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse (Milton Berle Quotes)
Laughter is the best medicine in the world (Milton Berle Quotes)
He was such a bad writer, they revoked his poetic license (Milton Berle Quotes)
It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now! (Milton Berle Quotes)
I bought my mother-in-law a beautiful chair for Christmas, but she won't let me plug it in (Milton Berle Quotes)
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