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Milton Berle Quotes

I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon? Picture Quote #1

I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered,

In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December Picture Quote #1

My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said,

My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here? Picture Quote #1

Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work Picture Quote #1

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Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide Picture Quote #1

The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked

There was a time... when people didn’t go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o’clock because Milton Berle was on Picture Quote #1

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I wanted to get the guy who works next to me in the office something he really wants, but how do you wrap up a saloon? (Milton Berle Quotes) I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift." (Milton Berle Quotes) In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December (Milton Berle Quotes) My wife and I were shopping for the whole family. In the music department my wife said, "Let's get your nephew a set of drums. That's what your brother did to us last year." (Milton Berle Quotes) My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here? (Milton Berle Quotes) Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work (Milton Berle Quotes) Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide (Milton Berle Quotes) The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand (Milton Berle Quotes) There was a time... when people didn’t go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o’clock because Milton Berle was on (Milton Berle Quotes)

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