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Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you (Mimi Pond Quotes)
What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes (Mimi Pond Quotes)
Plastic shoes are to the shoe world what fast food is to fine cuisine (Mimi Pond Quotes)
Even if you’re fat, one thing always fits: shoes (Mimi Pond Quotes)
How to Tell If Shoes Fit: Walking around the shoe store is not going to tell you any more than test-driving a car around a showroom. And those little mirrors? That’s so you can tell how your cat is going to like your shoes. The real way to tell how shoes fit is how badly you want them (Mimi Pond Quotes)
How to Tell a Good Pair of Shoes: Do you like them? Then they’re good shoes (Mimi Pond Quotes)
What do women want? Shoes (Mimi Pond Quotes)
Buying shoes is the highest form of shopping (Mimi Pond Quotes)
The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn’t be caught dead in them (Mimi Pond Quotes)
Of all the wonderful things that men and women share, shoes, tragically, are not one of them. This is because men lack the shoe chromosome (Mimi Pond Quotes)
Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it? That’s what planning a wedding is like (Mimi Pond Quotes)
Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be (Mimi Pond Quotes)