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Miranda Hart Quotes

I’m not saying writing comedy’s brain surgery, but there is a certain pressure to it. It’s the equivalent of doing homework that’s going to end up on national television Picture Quote #1

I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It’s eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully Picture Quote #1

I’m such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy Picture Quote #1

Obviously I love the fans, and it’s beyond lovely that people like my work, and I love saying ‘Hi,’ shaking a hand, doing a high five. All that’s fine. But the posing for photos is so time-consuming and frankly a bit weird Picture Quote #1

I know there are fewer women comics, and I think there’ll continue to be an inherent sexism in many industries, comedy being one, just because things do take a while to evolve. Things are changing, but it’s going to take time. I accept this rather than getting angry about it Picture Quote #1

I think babies are a bit boring, actually. They’re OK when they’re older; they make you laugh. I think we all think that, really - we just don’t say it Picture Quote #1

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You want comedic themes to be recogniseable life truths that we all battle with, and with that comes the healing properties of comedy Picture Quote #1

I’m not a stereotypically beautiful woman, and I’m so happy that I’m not. I’ve seen those ladies - the need to be attractive at all times is ghastly. Also, in your twenties, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem Picture Quote #1

I did things like get in a cupboard before the teacher came in at the beginning of a lesson, and then, two minutes before the end of the class, I come out of the cupboard and go, ‘Sorry I’m late.’ Picture Quote #1

I’m quite a confident person in many ways, but there’s only so much you can hear about being compared to Hattie Jacques. For the record, she was a comedy goddess, but she was 25 stone. I hope I’m right in saying I’m not in any way nearly 25 stone Picture Quote #1

I loved school. Not sure how much I focused on the education; just had fun and played lacrosse for seven years. It was lucky I had sport, which I was good at, so it didn’t matter that I wasn’t great on the academic side, or not brilliant at drama. Although I am still bitter about not being in the school choir. Furious, actually Picture Quote #1

Being tall is very good for reaching high shelves and seeing in a crowd. Sadly, it has also given me the inability to dance. There’s too much of me to look neat, which is most disappointing Picture Quote #1

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I have always thought of comedy as an important job and medium, and so I put pressure on myself to do the best I can Picture Quote #1

I started watching some ‘Doctor Who’ recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I’m pathetic Picture Quote #1

My whole family is obsessed by brandy butter. And bread sauce. Then, of course, there will be a lot of wind in the afternoon! We have never disguised the wind side of our lives as a family; we think it’s hilarious Picture Quote #1

Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don’t fear the future. Dreams do come true Picture Quote #1

I spent my childhood clad in 1970s hand-me-downs, primarily from male cousins, which mainly consisted of a selection of beige, brown and orange dungarees. That, combined with a perfectly round pudding-bowl haircut, made me look, on a good day, like a cross between Ann Widdecombe, one of the Flower Pot Men, and a monk Picture Quote #1

I’d like someone tall, dark and nice. Independent and confident. Not a macho man. Perhaps a little bit girly, in a way. The key for me is if we can cry with laughter Picture Quote #1

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I do feel that there is a little confusion in people’s minds between the real me and sitcom Miranda. I am pleased that people identify with the character, but I think they want me to be her and are disappointed that the real Miranda doesn’t actually fall into graves or be that rubbish at life Picture Quote #1

If you’re naturally a certain size, I think it suits you and you can see that. There’s no point in trying to conform for the sake of it. People are meant to be different shapes, and their different shapes are so interesting and, ultimately, why people fall in love with them Picture Quote #1

Marriage was never a dream or an ambition for me. I thank my real mother for the fact that - unlike my sitcom mother - she never put any pressure on me or my sister to marry Picture Quote #1

I have lots of ambitions. I’d love to do theatre. I’d like to be in ‘Tea With Mussolini 2;’ I’d like to touch Meryl Streep - which would involve being with her in some exotic location. I have lots of fantastical dreams Picture Quote #1

When my sitcom ‘Miranda’ first became successful, I was so in the thick of working and I was so stressed that I didn’t really enjoy the moment. You suddenly look back and go, ‘Gosh, you’ve just got to enjoy every day.’ And now I wake up and literally pinch myself every day Picture Quote #1

I’m not particularly into the formal, political side of faith, although I am spiritual and I do have a faith. But ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ is my religion Picture Quote #1

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Things don’t have to come to you in your youth. It’s fine for them to come to you when you get older. That’s a motto in my household Picture Quote #1

I hate the fact that we all feel the pressure to go to gyms, have a trainer if money allows, get jogging - all those societal pressures to keep fit and look a certain way Picture Quote #1

Everyone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say ‘I wouldn’t be in my twenties again if I was paid.’ It’s a difficult time Picture Quote #1

I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences Picture Quote #1

My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta Picture Quote #1

You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had Picture Quote #1

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I’m not saying writing comedy’s brain surgery, but there is a certain pressure to it. It’s the equivalent of doing homework that’s going to end up on national television. (Miranda Hart Quotes) I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It’s eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully (Miranda Hart Quotes) I’m such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy. (Miranda Hart Quotes) Obviously I love the fans, and it’s beyond lovely that people like my work, and I love saying ‘Hi,’ shaking a hand, doing a high five. All that’s fine. But the posing for photos is so time-consuming and frankly a bit weird. (Miranda Hart Quotes) I know there are fewer women comics, and I think there’ll continue to be an inherent sexism in many industries, comedy being one, just because things do take a while to evolve. Things are changing, but it’s going to take time. I accept this rather than getting angry about it. (Miranda Hart Quotes) I think babies are a bit boring, actually. They’re OK when they’re older; they make you laugh. I think we all think that, really - we just don’t say it. (Miranda Hart Quotes) You want comedic themes to be recogniseable life truths that we all battle with, and with that comes the healing properties of comedy. (Miranda Hart Quotes) I’m not a stereotypically beautiful woman, and I’m so happy that I’m not. I’ve seen those ladies - the need to be attractive at all times is ghastly. Also, in your twenties, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem. (Miranda Hart Quotes) I did things like get in a cupboard before the teacher came in at the beginning of a lesson, and then, two minutes before the end of the class, I come out of the cupboard and go, ‘Sorry I’m late.’ (Miranda Hart Quotes) I’m quite a confident person in many ways, but there’s only so much you can hear about being compared to Hattie Jacques. For the record, she was a comedy goddess, but she was 25 stone. I hope I’m right in saying I’m not in any way nearly 25 stone. (Miranda Hart Quotes) I loved school. Not sure how much I focused on the education; just had fun and played lacrosse for seven years. It was lucky I had sport, which I was good at, so it didn’t matter that I wasn’t great on the academic side, or not brilliant at drama. Although I am still bitter about not being in the school choir. Furious, actually. (Miranda Hart Quotes) Being tall is very good for reaching high shelves and seeing in a crowd. Sadly, it has also given me the inability to dance. There’s too much of me to look neat, which is most disappointing. (Miranda Hart Quotes) I have always thought of comedy as an important job and medium, and so I put pressure on myself to do the best I can. (Miranda Hart Quotes) I started watching some ‘Doctor Who’ recently on my own and got too scared. I had to watch it in the daytime - I’m pathetic (Miranda Hart Quotes) My whole family is obsessed by brandy butter. And bread sauce. Then, of course, there will be a lot of wind in the afternoon! We have never disguised the wind side of our lives as a family; we think it’s hilarious. (Miranda Hart Quotes) Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don’t fear the future. Dreams do come true. (Miranda Hart Quotes) I spent my childhood clad in 1970s hand-me-downs, primarily from male cousins, which mainly consisted of a selection of beige, brown and orange dungarees. That, combined with a perfectly round pudding-bowl haircut, made me look, on a good day, like a cross between Ann Widdecombe, one of the Flower Pot Men, and a monk. (Miranda Hart Quotes) I’d like someone tall, dark and nice. Independent and confident. Not a macho man. Perhaps a little bit girly, in a way. The key for me is if we can cry with laughter. (Miranda Hart Quotes) I do feel that there is a little confusion in people’s minds between the real me and sitcom Miranda. I am pleased that people identify with the character, but I think they want me to be her and are disappointed that the real Miranda doesn’t actually fall into graves or be that rubbish at life. (Miranda Hart Quotes) If you’re naturally a certain size, I think it suits you and you can see that. There’s no point in trying to conform for the sake of it. People are meant to be different shapes, and their different shapes are so interesting and, ultimately, why people fall in love with them. (Miranda Hart Quotes) Marriage was never a dream or an ambition for me. I thank my real mother for the fact that - unlike my sitcom mother - she never put any pressure on me or my sister to marry. (Miranda Hart Quotes) I have lots of ambitions. I’d love to do theatre. I’d like to be in ‘Tea With Mussolini 2;’ I’d like to touch Meryl Streep - which would involve being with her in some exotic location. I have lots of fantastical dreams. (Miranda Hart Quotes) When my sitcom ‘Miranda’ first became successful, I was so in the thick of working and I was so stressed that I didn’t really enjoy the moment. You suddenly look back and go, ‘Gosh, you’ve just got to enjoy every day.’ And now I wake up and literally pinch myself every day. (Miranda Hart Quotes) I’m not particularly into the formal, political side of faith, although I am spiritual and I do have a faith. But ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ is my religion. (Miranda Hart Quotes) Things don’t have to come to you in your youth. It’s fine for them to come to you when you get older. That’s a motto in my household. (Miranda Hart Quotes) I hate the fact that we all feel the pressure to go to gyms, have a trainer if money allows, get jogging - all those societal pressures to keep fit and look a certain way. (Miranda Hart Quotes) Everyone - particularly my female friends I speak to - all say ‘I wouldn’t be in my twenties again if I was paid.’ It’s a difficult time (Miranda Hart Quotes) I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences (Miranda Hart Quotes) My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta (Miranda Hart Quotes) You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had (Miranda Hart Quotes)

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