Mistletoe Quotes
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Tie the mistletoe to my tail, so you can kiss my ass (Mistletoe Quotes)
This Christmas I’ve decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket. So all the people I don’t like can kiss my ass (Mistletoe Quotes)
As a child of eight Mr. Trout had once kissed a girl of six under the mistletoe at a Christmas party, but there his sex life had come to abrupt halt. (Mistletoe Quotes)