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Mitzvah Quotes

A mitzvah that costs money is worth more than one that costs nothing Picture Quote #1

It is a great mitzvah to be happy always Picture Quote #1

I would love to host someone’s bar mitzvah. I would love to do that Picture Quote #1

Man, Dick Dale shreds. He’s welcomed to anybody’s bar mitzvah Picture Quote #1

Ever since I was a little girl, I loved to make things. I always made dresses for my Barbie dolls. When I was 13, I designed my Bat Mitzvah dress Picture Quote #1

If a girl comes to me first for a prom or a bar mitzvah and she likes the way she looks and her boyfriend likes the way she looks, she’ll come back Picture Quote #1

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When I wasn’t working on Broadway, I worked in a Bat Mitzvah dress shop and was the Cinderella of the shop - always cleaning and vacuuming! Picture Quote #1

I never really liked cool books. I plowed through as much Borges and Joyce as possible, read the first half of V. and spent whole Bar Mitzvah checks on Beat poetry Picture Quote #1

I think my first experience of art, or the joy in making art, was playing the horn at some high-school dance or bar mitzvah or wedding, looking at a roomful of people moving their bodies around in time to what I was doing. There was a piano player, a bass player, a drummer, and my breath making the melody Picture Quote #1

I read the Bible when I was 12 while studying for my bar mitzvah. I was also reading a lot of Dilbert comics at the time, and I guess the two kind of got fused in my mind. I’ve always imagined God as an irrational, distractible boss. It’s my best explanation for our planet Picture Quote #1

I had been coming to New York, pretty much once a month, to dance on Broadway. I was offered a huge Broadway show but couldn’t do it because my brother was having his huge Bar Mitzvah Picture Quote #1

I was 13 or 14 and I met Donald Trump at a bar mitzvah of a good friend of ours, who’s friends with him. He had his girlfriend at the time with him, that Melania with him. He said, ‘Hey guys, if you work hard and be successful, you’ll get one of these.’ I’ll never forget that. And now he’s married to her Picture Quote #1

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I just had - we had instances - like, for instance, when I turned 13, she threw me a bar mitzvah. But nobody came.But nobody came because nobody knew what the hell that was. I only had black friends. No one knows what the hell you’re doing Picture Quote #1

Ironically, my rabbi was a bar mitzvah Nazi. So I got bar mitzvahed. And though I didn’t want to, the theme of my bar mitzvah party was Madonna Picture Quote #1

I was the - my trendsetting moment was my bar mitzvah had the first, like, temporary tattoo guy Picture Quote #1

Every bar mitzvah I ever went to was, ‘Here comes ‘Oh, What a Night.’ Picture Quote #1

I was Jewish, through and through, although in our house that didn’t mean a whole lot. We never went to synagogue. I never had a Bar Mitzvah. We didn’t keep kosher or observe the Sabbath. In fact, I’m not so sure I would have known what the Sabbath looked like if it passed me on the street, so how could I observe it? Picture Quote #1

I don’t remember much about my bar mitzvah. The only thing I remember - I killed! That’s what I remembered. Nobody could follow me at my bar-mitzvah. It was over when I was done Picture Quote #1

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For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer’s kid’s bar mitzvah Picture Quote #1

I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult Picture Quote #1

I’m not a boy now. I’m a man, I hope. I hope I’ve had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere Picture Quote #1

A debutante party is basically a bar mitzvah with sex in the parking lot. The same rules of egregious display, inedible food, and ridiculous expense are enforced Picture Quote #1

Well, when I was 13, for my bar mitzvah I received my first typewriter. And that was special Picture Quote #1

People need what they think of as a poem to be read at their bar mitzvah, their wedding, a funeral, whatever. And people are looking for hope and inspiration. I understand that Picture Quote #1

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Everyone in my grade is turning 13, so there are bunches of bar and bat mitzvahs. They’re very dressy. It’s fun picking out outfits. One girl, for her bat mitzvah, wore a huge red ball gown! Picture Quote #1

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A mitzvah that costs money is worth more than one that costs nothing (Mitzvah Quotes) It is a great mitzvah to be happy always (Mitzvah Quotes) I would love to host someone’s bar mitzvah. I would love to do that (Mitzvah Quotes) Man, Dick Dale shreds. He’s welcomed to anybody’s bar mitzvah (Mitzvah Quotes) Ever since I was a little girl, I loved to make things. I always made dresses for my Barbie dolls. When I was 13, I designed my Bat Mitzvah dress. (Mitzvah Quotes) If a girl comes to me first for a prom or a bar mitzvah and she likes the way she looks and her boyfriend likes the way she looks, she’ll come back (Mitzvah Quotes) When I wasn’t working on Broadway, I worked in a Bat Mitzvah dress shop and was the Cinderella of the shop - always cleaning and vacuuming! (Mitzvah Quotes) I never really liked cool books. I plowed through as much Borges and Joyce as possible, read the first half of V. and spent whole Bar Mitzvah checks on Beat poetry. (Mitzvah Quotes) I think my first experience of art, or the joy in making art, was playing the horn at some high-school dance or bar mitzvah or wedding, looking at a roomful of people moving their bodies around in time to what I was doing. There was a piano player, a bass player, a drummer, and my breath making the melody. (Mitzvah Quotes) I read the Bible when I was 12 while studying for my bar mitzvah. I was also reading a lot of Dilbert comics at the time, and I guess the two kind of got fused in my mind. I’ve always imagined God as an irrational, distractible boss. It’s my best explanation for our planet. (Mitzvah Quotes) I had been coming to New York, pretty much once a month, to dance on Broadway. I was offered a huge Broadway show but couldn’t do it because my brother was having his huge Bar Mitzvah. (Mitzvah Quotes) I was 13 or 14 and I met Donald Trump at a bar mitzvah of a good friend of ours, who’s friends with him. He had his girlfriend at the time with him, that Melania with him. He said, ‘Hey guys, if you work hard and be successful, you’ll get one of these.’ I’ll never forget that. And now he’s married to her. (Mitzvah Quotes) I just had - we had instances - like, for instance, when I turned 13, she threw me a bar mitzvah. But nobody came.But nobody came because nobody knew what the hell that was. I only had black friends. No one knows what the hell you’re doing. (Mitzvah Quotes) Ironically, my rabbi was a bar mitzvah Nazi. So I got bar mitzvahed. And though I didn’t want to, the theme of my bar mitzvah party was Madonna. (Mitzvah Quotes) I was the - my trendsetting moment was my bar mitzvah had the first, like, temporary tattoo guy (Mitzvah Quotes) Every bar mitzvah I ever went to was, ‘Here comes ‘Oh, What a Night.’ (Mitzvah Quotes) I was Jewish, through and through, although in our house that didn’t mean a whole lot. We never went to synagogue. I never had a Bar Mitzvah. We didn’t keep kosher or observe the Sabbath. In fact, I’m not so sure I would have known what the Sabbath looked like if it passed me on the street, so how could I observe it? (Mitzvah Quotes) I don’t remember much about my bar mitzvah. The only thing I remember - I killed! That’s what I remembered. Nobody could follow me at my bar-mitzvah. It was over when I was done. (Mitzvah Quotes) For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer’s kid’s bar mitzvah. (Mitzvah Quotes) I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult. (Mitzvah Quotes) I’m not a boy now. I’m a man, I hope. I hope I’ve had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere (Mitzvah Quotes) A debutante party is basically a bar mitzvah with sex in the parking lot. The same rules of egregious display, inedible food, and ridiculous expense are enforced (Mitzvah Quotes) Well, when I was 13, for my bar mitzvah I received my first typewriter. And that was special (Mitzvah Quotes) People need what they think of as a poem to be read at their bar mitzvah, their wedding, a funeral, whatever. And people are looking for hope and inspiration. I understand that (Mitzvah Quotes) Everyone in my grade is turning 13, so there are bunches of bar and bat mitzvahs. They’re very dressy. It’s fun picking out outfits. One girl, for her bat mitzvah, wore a huge red ball gown! (Mitzvah Quotes)