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Mo Rocca Quotes
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Yes, I still love ‘South Park,’ but I also love morning TV now (Mo Rocca Quotes)
I still don’t know how to cook and that’s just unacceptable (Mo Rocca Quotes)
I am a kamikaze gadfly (Mo Rocca Quotes)
One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that (Mo Rocca Quotes)
I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he’s clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don’t think he’s funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way (Mo Rocca Quotes)
I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation (Mo Rocca Quotes)
Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out (Mo Rocca Quotes)
It’s one of my favorite things to do, watch TV and stretch. I’m so flexible. I can put my legs behind my head. I want to be the most flexible person in the world (Mo Rocca Quotes)
No, no, no separate but equal... Never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show (Mo Rocca Quotes)
I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine’s Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine’s Day (Mo Rocca Quotes)
If there’s one thing that everyone can agree on, it’s that, right or wrong, they hate the press. (Mo Rocca Quotes)
I’d rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special (Mo Rocca Quotes)
I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don’t know when to come down (Mo Rocca Quotes)
I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I’m feeling sentimental, I’ll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it (Mo Rocca Quotes)
Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore? (Mo Rocca Quotes)
My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day (Mo Rocca Quotes)
I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie ‘Meet Me in St. Louis,’ office parties and cookies. (Mo Rocca Quotes)
I’m always working on a few different stories at once, so there’s always some really big coffee table book I’m carrying around. (Mo Rocca Quotes)
Something that came as a shock to me is that we do not have a constitutional right to vote. And that’s not just a fun little historical factoid. It actually has huge ramifications. It’s the reason our system is so decentralized - in other words, chaotic. (Mo Rocca Quotes)
I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie ‘Meet Me in St. Louis,’ office parties and cookies (Mo Rocca Quotes)
When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny (Mo Rocca Quotes)
The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don’t think it’s funny, but you’re convinced that other people will think it is, well they won’t (Mo Rocca Quotes)
I can’t be everything to everyone. Send me your specs (Mo Rocca Quotes)
I bruise like a grape (Mo Rocca Quotes)
I was not a jock in high school. I know, you’re shocked (Mo Rocca Quotes)
It’s interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears (Mo Rocca Quotes)
Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy (Mo Rocca Quotes)
Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness (Mo Rocca Quotes)
A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur; that the computer mouse is a hotrod; that the box is a cave; that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something (Mo Rocca Quotes)
If there’s one thing that everyone can agree on, it’s that, right or wrong, they hate the press (Mo Rocca Quotes)
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