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Modern Family Quotes

We don't love pink. You love pink No, pink loves me Picture Quote #1

Where's my good underwear? The question is, why isn't all your underwear good, Jay? Picture Quote #1

Dad, we haven’t had lunch yet. Neither have half the kids in Africa Picture Quote #1

He scared the baby cheeses out of me! Picture Quote #1

Jay! Jay! Jaaaaaaayyyyyyyy! Picture Quote #1

Mental illness is the last frontier. The gay thing is part of everyday life now on a show like ‘Modern Family,’ but mental illness is still full of stigma. Maybe it is time for that to change Picture Quote #1

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I don't always make great decisions under pressure. What the hell is that?! An Alpaca! I got the last one Picture Quote #1

My life has definitely changed since ‘Modern Family.’ The show has made me more responsible, I really want to be a good role model for all kids so I have to think about what I say and do and how it looks to other kids! Picture Quote #1

Chemistry is one of these crazy things you can’t teach or learn or you can’t fake. You go in hoping it will work, hope that you will connect with the other actors. I was fortunate on ‘Modern Family’ and ‘The Procession.’ They are great people, very easy to like Picture Quote #1

I love TV now, and ‘Modern Family,’ but what draws me back to theater is that initial instinct of wanting to be a theater actor. I love the challenge of starting a play and not stopping until you finish. I love the immediacy of trusting your instincts Picture Quote #1

I was being flirted with for ‘Modern Family,’ which my wife still hasn’t let me live down, but it’s one of those things where that show is so brilliant because the casting couldn’t be any more perfect. It wouldn’t have been right for me, and I wouldn’t have been right for it Picture Quote #1

I gave myself two months to book a job. One month later I was cast on ‘Modern Family Picture Quote #1

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I’m obsessed with ‘Game of Thrones.’ I love comedies - I really like 30 Rock’ and ‘Modern Family Picture Quote #1

Right now the producers of ‘Modern Family’ have no idea how many people watch our show each week on all platforms, and nobody seems to want to tell us. If a disproportionate number of any show’s viewers watch in alternative ways, then, under the current system, that show may not appear to be as strong as it actually is Picture Quote #1

With drama, especially, it seems like the bigger the budgets and the edgier the characters, the more interesting they are. We’re very lucky because ‘Modern Family’ wouldn’t fit on cable: they’d want us to push it more and be edgier and turn it into something that it’s not Picture Quote #1

I wish I could have a recurring role on ‘Modern Family’. I think ‘Modern Family’ is the best comedy on television. It’s extremely well written, extremely well acted and directed Picture Quote #1

I think back to the Modern Family pilot when we didn’t know that Julie Bowen had a spotty party girl past, but that’s something that we layered in, throughout the first season. That’s just part of the fun of series television. You get to discover these things Picture Quote #1

Modern women like to think we invented the idea of balancing work and family but women have always done it Picture Quote #1

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Donald Trump has a pre-modern monarchic family structure. His business is a monarchy with family members all around. His administration is a monarchy with family members all around Picture Quote #1

You don’t “take a run” at a woman. You woo her. You make her feel special. Hey, hon, take a look at this, it’s a picture of my butt. And then when you get her, you can tell her whatever you want Picture Quote #1

I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me? You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say

I’ll admit it, I’m attracted to powerful women... Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleeza Rice, Serena Williams.... wait a minute Picture Quote #1

I’m the cool dad, that’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my God. WTF: why the face Picture Quote #1

Why don’t I run Claire down the mall, and you give Phil a haircut? You’re always talking about how you miss working at the salon. I guess I could. I do Jay. Why can’t I do you? You... can do me Picture Quote #1

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I can do it. I can watch Lily. I’m really good. I’m babysitting Luke right now Picture Quote #1

So dumb guys go for dumb girls, And smart guys go for dumb girls? What do the smart girls get? Cats, mostly Picture Quote #1

In my country there is a saying that means “love is just around the corner”. I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes Picture Quote #1

I’m gonna meet a bunch of guys I played high school football with. Man, those were the good old days. Yeah, unless you were a woman, black, Hispanic or gay Picture Quote #1

Honey, you weren’t completely wrong about Denise. How’s that? She wants me. To do what? It. HER! Picture Quote #1

Real family values have gone down the drain in modern families Picture Quote #1

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We don't love pink. You love pink No, pink loves me (Modern Family Quotes) Where's my good underwear? The question is, why isn't all your underwear good, Jay? (Modern Family Quotes) Dad, we haven’t had lunch yet. Neither have half the kids in Africa (Modern Family Quotes) He scared the baby cheeses out of me! (Modern Family Quotes) Jay! Jay! Jaaaaaaayyyyyyyy! (Modern Family Quotes) Mental illness is the last frontier. The gay thing is part of everyday life now on a show like ‘Modern Family,’ but mental illness is still full of stigma. Maybe it is time for that to change (Modern Family Quotes) I don't always make great decisions under pressure. What the hell is that?! An Alpaca! I got the last one (Modern Family Quotes) My life has definitely changed since ‘Modern Family.’ The show has made me more responsible, I really want to be a good role model for all kids so I have to think about what I say and do and how it looks to other kids! (Modern Family Quotes) Chemistry is one of these crazy things you can’t teach or learn or you can’t fake. You go in hoping it will work, hope that you will connect with the other actors. I was fortunate on ‘Modern Family’ and ‘The Procession.’ They are great people, very easy to like (Modern Family Quotes) I love TV now, and ‘Modern Family,’ but what draws me back to theater is that initial instinct of wanting to be a theater actor. I love the challenge of starting a play and not stopping until you finish. I love the immediacy of trusting your instincts (Modern Family Quotes) I was being flirted with for ‘Modern Family,’ which my wife still hasn’t let me live down, but it’s one of those things where that show is so brilliant because the casting couldn’t be any more perfect. It wouldn’t have been right for me, and I wouldn’t have been right for it (Modern Family Quotes) I gave myself two months to book a job. One month later I was cast on ‘Modern Family (Modern Family Quotes) I’m obsessed with ‘Game of Thrones.’ I love comedies - I really like 30 Rock’ and ‘Modern Family (Modern Family Quotes) Right now the producers of ‘Modern Family’ have no idea how many people watch our show each week on all platforms, and nobody seems to want to tell us. If a disproportionate number of any show’s viewers watch in alternative ways, then, under the current system, that show may not appear to be as strong as it actually is (Modern Family Quotes) With drama, especially, it seems like the bigger the budgets and the edgier the characters, the more interesting they are. We’re very lucky because ‘Modern Family’ wouldn’t fit on cable: they’d want us to push it more and be edgier and turn it into something that it’s not (Modern Family Quotes) I wish I could have a recurring role on ‘Modern Family’. I think ‘Modern Family’ is the best comedy on television. It’s extremely well written, extremely well acted and directed (Modern Family Quotes) I think back to the Modern Family pilot when we didn’t know that Julie Bowen had a spotty party girl past, but that’s something that we layered in, throughout the first season. That’s just part of the fun of series television. You get to discover these things (Modern Family Quotes) Modern women like to think we invented the idea of balancing work and family but women have always done it. (Modern Family Quotes) Donald Trump has a pre-modern monarchic family structure. His business is a monarchy with family members all around. His administration is a monarchy with family members all around. (Modern Family Quotes) You don’t “take a run” at a woman. You woo her. You make her feel special. Hey, hon, take a look at this, it’s a picture of my butt. And then when you get her, you can tell her whatever you want (Modern Family Quotes) I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me? You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say "no" to that question, I want you to use it on me (Modern Family Quotes) I’ll admit it, I’m attracted to powerful women... Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleeza Rice, Serena Williams.... wait a minute (Modern Family Quotes) I’m the cool dad, that’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my God. WTF: why the face (Modern Family Quotes) Why don’t I run Claire down the mall, and you give Phil a haircut? You’re always talking about how you miss working at the salon. I guess I could. I do Jay. Why can’t I do you? You... can do me (Modern Family Quotes) I can do it. I can watch Lily. I’m really good. I’m babysitting Luke right now (Modern Family Quotes) So dumb guys go for dumb girls, And smart guys go for dumb girls? What do the smart girls get? Cats, mostly (Modern Family Quotes) In my country there is a saying that means “love is just around the corner”. I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes (Modern Family Quotes) I’m gonna meet a bunch of guys I played high school football with. Man, those were the good old days. Yeah, unless you were a woman, black, Hispanic or gay (Modern Family Quotes) Honey, you weren’t completely wrong about Denise. How’s that? She wants me. To do what? It. HER! (Modern Family Quotes) Real family values have gone down the drain in modern families (Modern Family Quotes)

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