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Modern Family TV Show Quotes

How do you say in english the takatakatakataka? Helicopter Picture Quote #1

Say cheese. Cheese. Okay, now one with flash. CHEESE!! Picture Quote #1

I don’t like you. I’ll get over it Picture Quote #1

Her first word was every gay father’s worst nightmare. Mommy! Picture Quote #1

How am I supposed to do this with so many I’s on my rack? Uh, sorry Picture Quote #1

Where's my good underwear? The question is, why isn't all your underwear good, Jay? Picture Quote #1

Why do I always have to come to these things? Because you love your brother. Why don’t you make him come to my orchestra recitals? Because we love your brother Picture Quote #1

I’m playing a new drinking game. It’s called Everytime I’m Depressed I Take A Drink. That game exists, it’s called alcoholism Picture Quote #1

Jay! Jay! Jaaaaaaayyyyyyyy! Picture Quote #1

He scared the baby cheeses out of me! Picture Quote #1

Dad, we haven’t had lunch yet. Neither have half the kids in Africa Picture Quote #1

I’m gonna meet a bunch of guys I played high school football with. Man, those were the good old days. Yeah, unless you were a woman, black, Hispanic or gay Picture Quote #1

You’re impossible to buy for, you never want anything. Um.. things I want: robot dog, night vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks Picture Quote #1

I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me? You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say

In my country there is a saying that means “love is just around the corner”. I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes Picture Quote #1

You don’t “take a run” at a woman. You woo her. You make her feel special. Hey, hon, take a look at this, it’s a picture of my butt. And then when you get her, you can tell her whatever you want Picture Quote #1

So dumb guys go for dumb girls, And smart guys go for dumb girls? What do the smart girls get? Cats, mostly Picture Quote #1

I can do it. I can watch Lily. I’m really good. I’m babysitting Luke right now Picture Quote #1

Why don’t I run Claire down the mall, and you give Phil a haircut? You’re always talking about how you miss working at the salon. I guess I could. I do Jay. Why can’t I do you? You... can do me Picture Quote #1

I’m the cool dad, that’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my God. WTF: why the face Picture Quote #1

I’ll admit it, I’m attracted to powerful women... Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleeza Rice, Serena Williams.... wait a minute Picture Quote #1

I don't always make great decisions under pressure. What the hell is that?! An Alpaca! I got the last one Picture Quote #1

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How do you say in english the takatakatakataka? Helicopter (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) Say cheese. Cheese. Okay, now one with flash. CHEESE!! (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) I don’t like you. I’ll get over it (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) Her first word was every gay father’s worst nightmare. Mommy! (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) How am I supposed to do this with so many I’s on my rack? Uh, sorry (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) Where's my good underwear? The question is, why isn't all your underwear good, Jay? (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) Why do I always have to come to these things? Because you love your brother. Why don’t you make him come to my orchestra recitals? Because we love your brother (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) I’m playing a new drinking game. It’s called Everytime I’m Depressed I Take A Drink. That game exists, it’s called alcoholism (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) Jay! Jay! Jaaaaaaayyyyyyyy! (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) He scared the baby cheeses out of me! (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) Dad, we haven’t had lunch yet. Neither have half the kids in Africa (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) I’m gonna meet a bunch of guys I played high school football with. Man, those were the good old days. Yeah, unless you were a woman, black, Hispanic or gay (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) You’re impossible to buy for, you never want anything. Um.. things I want: robot dog, night vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me? You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say "no" to that question, I want you to use it on me (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) In my country there is a saying that means “love is just around the corner”. I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) You don’t “take a run” at a woman. You woo her. You make her feel special. Hey, hon, take a look at this, it’s a picture of my butt. And then when you get her, you can tell her whatever you want (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) So dumb guys go for dumb girls, And smart guys go for dumb girls? What do the smart girls get? Cats, mostly (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) I can do it. I can watch Lily. I’m really good. I’m babysitting Luke right now (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) Why don’t I run Claire down the mall, and you give Phil a haircut? You’re always talking about how you miss working at the salon. I guess I could. I do Jay. Why can’t I do you? You... can do me (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) I’m the cool dad, that’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my God. WTF: why the face (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) I’ll admit it, I’m attracted to powerful women... Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleeza Rice, Serena Williams.... wait a minute (Modern Family TV Show Quotes) I don't always make great decisions under pressure. What the hell is that?! An Alpaca! I got the last one (Modern Family TV Show Quotes)

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