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Molly Harper Quotes

The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on Picture Quote #1

To say I had some pent up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse control issues Picture Quote #1

Go on, you've claimed your thirty pieces of silver, go do something crazy like put gas in that penis replacement you call transportation Picture Quote #1

The man was an unpredictable, sexy storm cloud. I never knew if he was going to make pretty shapes or rain all over my parade Picture Quote #1

Did they make Adam's apple porn? Was that a thing? Would I be scarred for life if I Googled it? And if I couldnt find any pictures, could I take my own? Picture Quote #1

You will treat my underwear with the reverence it deserves. Next time, you will stop and appreciate - hell, you'll marvel at the miracle of my ass clad in silk Picture Quote #1

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The best way to get over a messy break - up is to spend time with a supportive group of friends. The best way to chase off a supportive group of friends is to talk constantly about your messy break up Picture Quote #1

If you want to hurt me fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I'm sleeping. But nobody nobody screws with my dog Picture Quote #1

It took me awhile to learn the rules. OK, it took the librarian in me weeks of careful obsessive research to learn the rules. There was a label maker involved. I'd rather not go into it Picture Quote #1

Why couldn't I have spent the last few months like this, wrapped in his arms, drinking in the warm, spicy scent of him? Oh, wait. Cooper was a complete dick to me, that's why Picture Quote #1

Dick called, but he just left dirty voice mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered Picture Quote #1

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The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on (Molly Harper Quotes) To say I had some pent up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse control issues (Molly Harper Quotes) Go on, you've claimed your thirty pieces of silver, go do something crazy like put gas in that penis replacement you call transportation (Molly Harper Quotes) The man was an unpredictable, sexy storm cloud. I never knew if he was going to make pretty shapes or rain all over my parade (Molly Harper Quotes) Did they make Adam's apple porn? Was that a thing? Would I be scarred for life if I Googled it? And if I couldnt find any pictures, could I take my own? (Molly Harper Quotes) You will treat my underwear with the reverence it deserves. Next time, you will stop and appreciate - hell, you'll marvel at the miracle of my ass clad in silk (Molly Harper Quotes) The best way to get over a messy break - up is to spend time with a supportive group of friends. The best way to chase off a supportive group of friends is to talk constantly about your messy break up (Molly Harper Quotes) If you want to hurt me fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I'm sleeping. But nobody nobody screws with my dog (Molly Harper Quotes) It took me awhile to learn the rules. OK, it took the librarian in me weeks of careful obsessive research to learn the rules. There was a label maker involved. I'd rather not go into it (Molly Harper Quotes) Why couldn't I have spent the last few months like this, wrapped in his arms, drinking in the warm, spicy scent of him? Oh, wait. Cooper was a complete dick to me, that's why (Molly Harper Quotes) Dick called, but he just left dirty voice mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered (Molly Harper Quotes)