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Molly Harper Quotes
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A woman puts on a new dress eyeliner lip gloss to please others. A woman paints her toes to please herself. And if there was one thing I was familiar with it was pleasing... There’s no way to finish that sentence without embarrassing myself (Molly Harper Quotes)
Contrary to popular myth, werewolves myth, werewolves are born, not made. No matter how many times they bite someone, that person will not turn, though they will probably bleed profusely and will definitely be annoyed (Molly Harper Quotes)
Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears (Molly Harper Quotes)
I've never done this before. I didn't go to human bars. Mudslides aside, I'm not much of a drinker. Club people are not my people. Now, book club people (Molly Harper Quotes)
He's like that with everybody. Don't take it personally. Some people were just born with a pinecone shoved up their butts. In Cooper's case, it's lodged sideways (Molly Harper Quotes)
Maybe the problem was that we never struggled. We just coasted along. The thing about coasting is that it usually means you're going downhill (Molly Harper Quotes)
After pacing, humming, yoga, and playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon with the entire cast of Good Times, exhaustion finally got to me, and I managed to fall asleep (Molly Harper Quotes)
Well, that cinched it. He was an asshole. I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him (Molly Harper Quotes)
The fact that I could correctly make a reference to the Borg was probably part of the reason I was not being accepted into the collective (Molly Harper Quotes)
Go on, you've claimed your thirty pieces of silver, go do something crazy like put gas in that penis replacement you call transportation (Molly Harper Quotes)
When a naked man shows up on porch with a bear trap clamped around his ankle, it's best to do what he asks (Molly Harper Quotes)
What was the step down from vampire chauffeur? Werewolf walker? Pedicurist for Bigfoot? I would have to Google that in the morning, I told myself (Molly Harper Quotes)
The man was an unpredictable, sexy storm cloud. I never knew if he was going to make pretty shapes or rain all over my parade (Molly Harper Quotes)
You can take the girl out of the library, but you can't take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl (Molly Harper Quotes)
There was not a lot of room for someone like me, who kept the gossip mill running like a hamster wheel (Molly Harper Quotes)
If one is going to spend her afternoon singing hymns to the great porcelain goddess, she might as well do it in a really plush ladies room. Stupid fear of public speaking (Molly Harper Quotes)
I held it together for the rest of the drive home but as soon as Kelsey dropped me off I flopped face down on the couch and sobbed like a reality TV star on confessional day (Molly Harper Quotes)
Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they starve. It's sort of like life in Los Angeles (Molly Harper Quotes)
I supplied in a tone so saccharine that it should have tipped him off that his testicular health was in serious peril (Molly Harper Quotes)
Cooper! Help!' The coward turned and walked into the kitchen as if he hadn't seen me getting frogmarched by the estrogen squad (Molly Harper Quotes)
The two of them shared a look over my head. Gabriel made several threatening faces. Dick responded with rude gestures. Eventually, they looked like two inebriated mimes having a dance off (Molly Harper Quotes)
We're allergic to to silver. Imagine sticking your hand in a hornets' nestand being forced to listen to the Wiggles while the little bastards repeatedly sting you (Molly Harper Quotes)
Did they make Adam's apple porn? Was that a thing? Would I be scarred for life if I Googled it? And if I couldnt find any pictures, could I take my own? (Molly Harper Quotes)
You will treat my underwear with the reverence it deserves. Next time, you will stop and appreciate - hell, you'll marvel at the miracle of my ass clad in silk (Molly Harper Quotes)
When you've taken all you can, walk away. Be the bigger person. Or at least find a bigger person (Molly Harper Quotes)
I wonder if it would be unethical for me to turn James Marsters? And then force him to fake the Cockney accent? And then make him my love monkey? (Molly Harper Quotes)
She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had given up their lives to cover my conversationalist shortcomings (Molly Harper Quotes)
Well, now I felt horrible. I'd marred perfectly good ass cheeks for no reason. It was as if I'd sneezed on the Mona Lisa (Molly Harper Quotes)
The best way to get over a messy break - up is to spend time with a supportive group of friends. The best way to chase off a supportive group of friends is to talk constantly about your messy break up (Molly Harper Quotes)
The catch was that we could never break up, because I had run out of friends who were willing to help us move (Molly Harper Quotes)