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Molly Ivins Quotes

And the funny thing is, I’ve always been an optimist - it’s practically a congenital disorder with me Picture Quote #1

I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults Picture Quote #1

I don’t so much mind that newspapers are dying - it’s watching them commit suicide that pisses me off Picture Quote #1

When Michael Jackson, a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich, white woman, married Elvis Presley’s daughter the Scientologist. Makes you proud to be an American, dudn’t it? Picture Quote #1

Michael Jackson was a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich white woman Picture Quote #1

Freedom fighters don’t always win, but they’re always right Picture Quote #1

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Some days, I’d feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn’t lie about the weather Picture Quote #1

Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse Picture Quote #1

I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years Picture Quote #1

What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit Picture Quote #1

Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful Picture Quote #1

Manners are just a formal expression of how you treat people Picture Quote #1

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Nice is a pallid virtue. Not like honesty or courage or perseverance. On the other hand, in a nation notably lacking in civility, there is much to be said for nice Picture Quote #1

With politicians, artful evasion is always preferable to the outright lie Picture Quote #1

The first rule of holes: When you’re in one stop digging Picture Quote #1

Listen to the people who are talking about how to fix what’s wrong, not the ones who just work people into a snit over the problems. Listen to the people who have ideas about how to fix things, not the ones who just blame others Picture Quote #1

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes Picture Quote #1

Whenever you hear a politician carry on about what a mess the schools are, be aware that you are looking at the culprit Picture Quote #1

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Bad policies, stupid policies, gutless policies have real consequences Picture Quote #1

If you ever get to the place where injustice doesn’t bother you, you’re dead Picture Quote #1

Having breast cancer is massive amounts of no fun Picture Quote #1

Texas liberals are the camels of good news. We can cross entire deserts between oases Picture Quote #1

Texas is a fine place for men and dogs, but hell on women and horses Picture Quote #1

Think of something to make the ridiculous look ridiculous Picture Quote #1

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I’ve always found it easier to be funny than to be serious Picture Quote #1

Anyone who thinks humans are not capable of so fouling their own nest that the land and the waters can no longer be productive just hasn’t been paying attention Picture Quote #1

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can’t drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against ‘em anyway, you don’t belong in office Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to convince people that you’re killing them for their own good Picture Quote #1

I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth Picture Quote #1

The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion Picture Quote #1

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And the funny thing is, I’ve always been an optimist - it’s practically a congenital disorder with me. (Molly Ivins Quotes) I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults. (Molly Ivins Quotes) I don’t so much mind that newspapers are dying - it’s watching them commit suicide that pisses me off. (Molly Ivins Quotes) When Michael Jackson, a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich, white woman, married Elvis Presley’s daughter the Scientologist. Makes you proud to be an American, dudn’t it? (Molly Ivins Quotes) Michael Jackson was a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich white woman (Molly Ivins Quotes) Freedom fighters don’t always win, but they’re always right (Molly Ivins Quotes) Some days, I’d feel better with Punxsutawney Phil in the Oval Office - at least he doesn’t lie about the weather. (Molly Ivins Quotes) Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse (Molly Ivins Quotes) I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years (Molly Ivins Quotes) What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit (Molly Ivins Quotes) Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful (Molly Ivins Quotes) Manners are just a formal expression of how you treat people (Molly Ivins Quotes) Nice is a pallid virtue. Not like honesty or courage or perseverance. On the other hand, in a nation notably lacking in civility, there is much to be said for nice (Molly Ivins Quotes) With politicians, artful evasion is always preferable to the outright lie (Molly Ivins Quotes) The first rule of holes: When you’re in one stop digging (Molly Ivins Quotes) Listen to the people who are talking about how to fix what’s wrong, not the ones who just work people into a snit over the problems. Listen to the people who have ideas about how to fix things, not the ones who just blame others (Molly Ivins Quotes) He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes (Molly Ivins Quotes) Whenever you hear a politician carry on about what a mess the schools are, be aware that you are looking at the culprit (Molly Ivins Quotes) Bad policies, stupid policies, gutless policies have real consequences (Molly Ivins Quotes) If you ever get to the place where injustice doesn’t bother you, you’re dead (Molly Ivins Quotes) Having breast cancer is massive amounts of no fun (Molly Ivins Quotes) Texas liberals are the camels of good news. We can cross entire deserts between oases (Molly Ivins Quotes) Texas is a fine place for men and dogs, but hell on women and horses (Molly Ivins Quotes) Think of something to make the ridiculous look ridiculous (Molly Ivins Quotes) I’ve always found it easier to be funny than to be serious (Molly Ivins Quotes) Anyone who thinks humans are not capable of so fouling their own nest that the land and the waters can no longer be productive just hasn’t been paying attention (Molly Ivins Quotes) As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can’t drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against ‘em anyway, you don’t belong in office (Molly Ivins Quotes) It’s hard to convince people that you’re killing them for their own good (Molly Ivins Quotes) I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth (Molly Ivins Quotes) The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion (Molly Ivins Quotes)

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