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My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews Picture Quote #1

That’s a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react differently on the next day when you say: ‘Sit down and shut-up!’ Picture Quote #1

It’s funny because the most sane women I’ve ever met are my mom and my grandmothers. I think you have to be incredibly sane and self-aware to function in relatively insane environments Picture Quote #1

I begged my mom for a beat machine, she spent a crazy amount of money - so there were no more Christmases, no more basketball camps, no more birthday gifts. I always knew that’s what I wanted to do Picture Quote #1

Whatever I talk about is what I’m interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But being a mom is taking up most of my time. My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics Picture Quote #1

My mom introducing me to people. This animal sleeps it’s whole life away Picture Quote #1

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I have no idea why my mom picked Bob, and I’ve never asked her. My name used to get slaughtered all the time by other people. I was ‘Desmond’ or ‘Damon’ or `Demon.’ So Bob’s cool Picture Quote #1

Taking the GED and moving on to my dream of playing baseball was what I wanted to do, and my mom and dad supported me Picture Quote #1

I’m a full-time mom. I’ve never felt as prepared, as before maternity Picture Quote #1

I don’t know my biological father. That could have had a huge impact on my life had it not been for the fact that my dad married my mom when I was one and raised me as his own Picture Quote #1

My mom gave me unconditional support and unfailing love. You can’t get any better than that. That’s why I’ve never been afraid to lose Picture Quote #1

If you’re a working mom, you’re still expected to be a super-mom at home, buy organic food, put dinner on the table every night, and do all the research into preschools. It’s really hard Picture Quote #1

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You probably don’t call home and say, ‘Hi, mom. I am facing Pete Schourek tonight.’ Names and stats don’t do it. You have to do it out on the field Picture Quote #1

When I was little, my mom told me that if I lied, the devil would visit me in my sleep. To this day, if I tell even the smallest lie, I have bad dreams. Plus, I’m no good at it Picture Quote #1

I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift Picture Quote #1

Since my mom is the President of Ballet Hawaii, I’m always in touch with stuff going on Picture Quote #1

I think that, especially as the kids are growing up, they have so much stuff going on in their own lives, they don’t really know how much they’re looking at their mom as the big problem Picture Quote #1

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I try so hard to be the best mom that I can be and usually I’m always thinking about how to better my son’s life Picture Quote #1

I started acting in second grade - my first role was in the Thanksgiving play. I was the Indian chasing the turkey. All the other mom’s encouraged my mom to get me into acting after that Picture Quote #1

My mom taught me a lot. A lot about minding your own business and leaving other people’s business alone. And let them think what they want Picture Quote #1

My mom told me when I was younger that when you jack off all of your dead relatives are watching. But then I figured who were they going to tell Picture Quote #1

Mainstream culture is like your mom: It’s always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it means well Picture Quote #1

It’s a little awkward to know that the world is going to see you and your mom argue about stupid things and watch me get grounded...again Picture Quote #1

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My mom is very proud of introducing music to all her kids. But I played in some bad rock bands my junior and senior years of high school Picture Quote #1

My mom and my shows is not a good mix. She came one time and I’m not letting her come again! Picture Quote #1

Usually right when I’m feeling it, right when it’s happening, I always find I need to be in some sort of survival mode or mature mom mode, so it always seems to come later that I have the breakdown Picture Quote #1

My style icon has always been my mom. I feel like she was always sophisticated and effortless and looked really well put together without trying too hard Picture Quote #1

My mom is a singer and my Dad introduced me to bands such as Zeppelin and the Stones so music has always played a huge part in my life Picture Quote #1

My mom wore the pants in the family, for sure. I always say, that I spent my childhood trying to get the love and attention of my mom, and now I can’t get rid of it Picture Quote #1

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My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews (Mom Quotes) That’s a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react differently on the next day when you say: ‘Sit down and shut-up!’ (Mom Quotes) It’s funny because the most sane women I’ve ever met are my mom and my grandmothers. I think you have to be incredibly sane and self-aware to function in relatively insane environments (Mom Quotes) I begged my mom for a beat machine, she spent a crazy amount of money - so there were no more Christmases, no more basketball camps, no more birthday gifts. I always knew that’s what I wanted to do (Mom Quotes) Whatever I talk about is what I’m interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But being a mom is taking up most of my time. My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics (Mom Quotes) My mom introducing me to people. This animal sleeps it’s whole life away (Mom Quotes) I have no idea why my mom picked Bob, and I’ve never asked her. My name used to get slaughtered all the time by other people. I was ‘Desmond’ or ‘Damon’ or `Demon.’ So Bob’s cool (Mom Quotes) Taking the GED and moving on to my dream of playing baseball was what I wanted to do, and my mom and dad supported me (Mom Quotes) I’m a full-time mom. I’ve never felt as prepared, as before maternity (Mom Quotes) I don’t know my biological father. That could have had a huge impact on my life had it not been for the fact that my dad married my mom when I was one and raised me as his own (Mom Quotes) My mom gave me unconditional support and unfailing love. You can’t get any better than that. That’s why I’ve never been afraid to lose (Mom Quotes) If you’re a working mom, you’re still expected to be a super-mom at home, buy organic food, put dinner on the table every night, and do all the research into preschools. It’s really hard (Mom Quotes) You probably don’t call home and say, ‘Hi, mom. I am facing Pete Schourek tonight.’ Names and stats don’t do it. You have to do it out on the field (Mom Quotes) When I was little, my mom told me that if I lied, the devil would visit me in my sleep. To this day, if I tell even the smallest lie, I have bad dreams. Plus, I’m no good at it (Mom Quotes) I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids (Mom Quotes) You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift (Mom Quotes) Since my mom is the President of Ballet Hawaii, I’m always in touch with stuff going on (Mom Quotes) I think that, especially as the kids are growing up, they have so much stuff going on in their own lives, they don’t really know how much they’re looking at their mom as the big problem (Mom Quotes) I try so hard to be the best mom that I can be and usually I’m always thinking about how to better my son’s life (Mom Quotes) I started acting in second grade - my first role was in the Thanksgiving play. I was the Indian chasing the turkey. All the other mom’s encouraged my mom to get me into acting after that (Mom Quotes) My mom taught me a lot. A lot about minding your own business and leaving other people’s business alone. And let them think what they want (Mom Quotes) My mom told me when I was younger that when you jack off all of your dead relatives are watching. But then I figured who were they going to tell (Mom Quotes) Mainstream culture is like your mom: It’s always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it means well (Mom Quotes) It’s a little awkward to know that the world is going to see you and your mom argue about stupid things and watch me get grounded...again (Mom Quotes) My mom is very proud of introducing music to all her kids. But I played in some bad rock bands my junior and senior years of high school (Mom Quotes) My mom and my shows is not a good mix. She came one time and I’m not letting her come again! (Mom Quotes) Usually right when I’m feeling it, right when it’s happening, I always find I need to be in some sort of survival mode or mature mom mode, so it always seems to come later that I have the breakdown (Mom Quotes) My style icon has always been my mom. I feel like she was always sophisticated and effortless and looked really well put together without trying too hard (Mom Quotes) My mom is a singer and my Dad introduced me to bands such as Zeppelin and the Stones so music has always played a huge part in my life (Mom Quotes) My mom wore the pants in the family, for sure. I always say, that I spent my childhood trying to get the love and attention of my mom, and now I can’t get rid of it (Mom Quotes)

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