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Like pregnant women lose their teeth feeding the stranger, junkies lose their yellow fangs feeding the monkey  (Monkey Quotes) I wonder if it would be unethical for me to turn James Marsters? And then force him to fake the Cockney accent? And then make him my love monkey?  (Monkey Quotes) An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men  (Monkey Quotes) A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. and they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, dad!'  (Monkey Quotes) The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn't make any sense if quoted as it stands. The average man ought to be allowed a quotation of no less than three sentences, one to make his statement and two to explain what he meant. Ralph Waldo Emerson was about the only one who could stand having his utterances broken up into sentence quotations, and every once in a while even he doesn't sound so sensible in short snatches  (Monkey Quotes) Love's like a junkie, addiction's a fact. Passion's a monkey, you can't keep off your back  (Monkey Quotes) The poor monkey, quietly seated on the ground, seemed to be in sore trouble at this display of anger  (Monkey Quotes) People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it’s scary. And the bear because it’s intense, but the monkey makes people laugh  (Monkey Quotes) It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don’t know what it’s like any more to be anonymous  (Monkey Quotes) And out of a desire essentially to imitate what I was reading, I began to write, like a clever monkey  (Monkey Quotes) A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop  (Monkey Quotes) The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother’s keeper, or his keeper’s brother  (Monkey Quotes) Never in all her life had she imagined that this idolized millinery could look, to those who paid for it, like the decorations of an insane monkey  (Monkey Quotes) I was the green monkey, the pariah. And I had no friends. Not just a few friends, or one good friend, or grudging acceptance by other misfits and outcasts. I was alone. All stinking alone, without even an imaginary playmate  (Monkey Quotes) The full moon rises. The fog clings to the lowest branches of the spruce trees. The man steps out of the darkest corner of the forest and finds himself transformed into... A monkey? I think not  (Monkey Quotes) Let’s do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can’t go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that monkey wants you dead, or does needle drugs or something. Then it’s wrong, and a bad monkey  (Monkey Quotes) I swear, sometimes it feels like there’s this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute I’m sitting around eating chocolate chip cookies and then all of a sudden I’m thinking about bears  (Monkey Quotes) It is a lot better to come from an evolved monkey than from a fallen angel  (Monkey Quotes) It can be argued that man’s instinct to gamble is the only reason he is still not a monkey up in the trees  (Monkey Quotes) I’d be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, or anything but that vain animal who is so proud of being rational  (Monkey Quotes) The mind can be a crazy monkey that is always dying to escape from the moment  (Monkey Quotes) Sometimes I think that the only effective and productive method of destroying speciesism would be for each uncaring human to be forced to live the life of a cow on a feedlot, or a monkey in a laboratory, or an elephant in the circus, or a bull in a rodeo, or a mink on a fur farm. Then people would be awakened from their soporific states and finally understand the horrors that are inflicted on the animal kingdom by the vilest species to ever roam this planet: the human animal!  (Monkey Quotes) What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members  (Monkey Quotes) I’m the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I’m funky like a monkey. Sky’s the limit and space is the place!  (Monkey Quotes) Those who are incapable of attaining to supreme religious values include the black coloured people and those who resemble them in their climates. Their nature is like the mute animals. Their level among existing things is below that of a man and above that of a monkey  (Monkey Quotes) I learned to swing on monkey bars over asphalt. I learned that if you fall, it hurts, so you try not to fall. But it’s still worth swinging  (Monkey Quotes) I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind of monkey he is to become  (Monkey Quotes) The fact that there are bigger injustices and wrongs doesn’t make it right to sacrifice an innocent monkey. It doesn’t alter the case at all  (Monkey Quotes) I have been dating someone that treats my heart like it’s monkey meat. I feel like a delusional, invisible person half the time so I need to learn what it’s like to be treated well before it’s too late for me  (Monkey Quotes) Visualize yourself confronted with the task of killing, one after the other, a cabbage, a fly, a fish, a lizard, a guinea pig, a cat, a dog, a monkey and a baby chimpanzee. In the unlikely case that you should experience no greater inhibitions in killing the chimpanzee than in destroying the cabbage or the fly, my advice to you is to commit suicide at your earliest possible convenience, because you are a weird monstrosity and a public danger  (Monkey Quotes)
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