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Monkey Quotes

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner she starts, the better. The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind Picture Quote #1

A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper’s financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts Picture Quote #1

A mathematician who can only generalise is like a monkey who can only climb up a tree, and a mathematician who can only specialise is like a monkey who can only climb down a tree. In fact neither the up monkey nor the down monkey is a viable creature. A real monkey must find food and escape his enemies and so must be able to incessantly climb up and down. A real mathematician must be able to generalise and specialise Picture Quote #1

We’re all just bags of bones and muscle and hormones; I’ll never understand what makes our minds do the things we do. It’s like that statue of the monkey holding a skull. We’re trying to use a thing we don’t understand to understand ourselves Picture Quote #1

Your mind makes you dance like a monkey all the time... Now you have to become stronger; you have to make the mind dance. Make it dance on the stage of mantra. For that, mediate and repeat mantra Picture Quote #1

I know that in many things I am not like others, but I do not know what I really am like. Man cannot compare himself with any other creature; he is not a monkey, not a cow, not a tree. I am a man. But what is it to be that? Like every other being, I am a splinter of the infinite deity, but I cannot contrast myself with any animal, any plant or any stone. Only a mythical being has a range greater than man’s. How then can man form any definite opinions about himself? Picture Quote #1

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I wish I could convey the perfection of a seal slipping into water or a spider monkey swinging from point to point or a lion merely turning its head. But language founders in such seas. Better to picture it in your head if you want to feel it Picture Quote #1

You’re not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don’t you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it? Picture Quote #1

I learned early on that I could get a lot of attention by singing and writing little songs, so it was like throwing nuts to a monkey... I just couldn’t get enough Picture Quote #1

On one tour, I was collecting stories about pet monkeys. You’d be surprised how many people have stories about monkeys. The problem is, most monkey stories end tragically Picture Quote #1

Scientists tracking mirror neurons noticed that a monkey will get excited not just when holding a banana, but also when seeing someone else holding a banana Picture Quote #1

Somebody give me a banana. I’m playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one Picture Quote #1

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In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us Picture Quote #1

Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn’t a monkey to start with Picture Quote #1

But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey Picture Quote #1

Every woman’s path is difficult, and many mothers were as equipped to raise children as wire monkey mothers. I say that without judgment: It is, sadly, true. An unhealthy mother’s love is withering Picture Quote #1

Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain’t no monkey but I know what I like Picture Quote #1

No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dank concrete basement while somebody took pictures, well, any other situation would be a piece of cake Picture Quote #1

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I think the discomfort that some people feel in going to the monkey cages at the zoo is a warning sign Picture Quote #1

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that’s as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon Picture Quote #1

The monkey body has carried us to this moment of release, but we are coming more and more to exist in a world made by the human imagination Picture Quote #1

I am afraid of radium and polonium... I don’t want to monkey with them Picture Quote #1

There is an angel within the monkey struggling to get free, and this is what the historical crisis is all about Picture Quote #1

It sometimes strikes me that the whole of science is a piece of impudence; that nature can afford to ignore our impertinent interference. If our monkey mischief should ever reach the point of blowing up the earth by decomposing an atom, and even annihilated the sun himself, I cannot really suppose that the universe would turn a hair Picture Quote #1

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Upon the first goblet he read this inscription, monkey wine; upon the second, lion wine; upon the third, sheep wine; upon the fourth, swine wine. These four inscriptions expressed the four descending degrees of drunkenness: the first, that which enlivens; the second, that which irritates; the third, that which stupefies; finally the last, that which brutalizes Picture Quote #1

It was hard enough to drive those heavy old cars back then under normal circumstances, but with a crazed monkey clawing you at the same time, it becomes nearly impossible! Picture Quote #1

The most accomplished monkey cannot draw a monkey, this only man can do; just as it is also only man who regards his ability to do this as a distinct merit Picture Quote #1

The brown monkey’s instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs Picture Quote #1

He had developed in the most wonderful way the distinctive silliness of man without losing one jot of the natural folly of a monkey Picture Quote #1

As a child I was the best tree climber in our neighbourhood, I was like a little monkey. I’ve never been afraid of hurting myself or a little physical discomfort Picture Quote #1

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A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner she starts, the better. The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind (Monkey Quotes) A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper’s financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts (Monkey Quotes) A mathematician who can only generalise is like a monkey who can only climb up a tree, and a mathematician who can only specialise is like a monkey who can only climb down a tree. In fact neither the up monkey nor the down monkey is a viable creature. A real monkey must find food and escape his enemies and so must be able to incessantly climb up and down. A real mathematician must be able to generalise and specialise (Monkey Quotes) We’re all just bags of bones and muscle and hormones; I’ll never understand what makes our minds do the things we do. It’s like that statue of the monkey holding a skull. We’re trying to use a thing we don’t understand to understand ourselves (Monkey Quotes) Your mind makes you dance like a monkey all the time... Now you have to become stronger; you have to make the mind dance. Make it dance on the stage of mantra. For that, mediate and repeat mantra (Monkey Quotes) I know that in many things I am not like others, but I do not know what I really am like. Man cannot compare himself with any other creature; he is not a monkey, not a cow, not a tree. I am a man. But what is it to be that? Like every other being, I am a splinter of the infinite deity, but I cannot contrast myself with any animal, any plant or any stone. Only a mythical being has a range greater than man’s. How then can man form any definite opinions about himself? (Monkey Quotes) I wish I could convey the perfection of a seal slipping into water or a spider monkey swinging from point to point or a lion merely turning its head. But language founders in such seas. Better to picture it in your head if you want to feel it (Monkey Quotes) You’re not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don’t you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it? (Monkey Quotes) I learned early on that I could get a lot of attention by singing and writing little songs, so it was like throwing nuts to a monkey... I just couldn’t get enough (Monkey Quotes) On one tour, I was collecting stories about pet monkeys. You’d be surprised how many people have stories about monkeys. The problem is, most monkey stories end tragically (Monkey Quotes) Scientists tracking mirror neurons noticed that a monkey will get excited not just when holding a banana, but also when seeing someone else holding a banana (Monkey Quotes) Somebody give me a banana. I’m playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one (Monkey Quotes) In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us (Monkey Quotes) Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn’t a monkey to start with (Monkey Quotes) But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey (Monkey Quotes) Every woman’s path is difficult, and many mothers were as equipped to raise children as wire monkey mothers. I say that without judgment: It is, sadly, true. An unhealthy mother’s love is withering (Monkey Quotes) Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain’t no monkey but I know what I like (Monkey Quotes) No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in a dank concrete basement while somebody took pictures, well, any other situation would be a piece of cake (Monkey Quotes) I think the discomfort that some people feel in going to the monkey cages at the zoo is a warning sign (Monkey Quotes) A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that’s as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon (Monkey Quotes) The monkey body has carried us to this moment of release, but we are coming more and more to exist in a world made by the human imagination (Monkey Quotes) I am afraid of radium and polonium... I don’t want to monkey with them (Monkey Quotes) There is an angel within the monkey struggling to get free, and this is what the historical crisis is all about (Monkey Quotes) It sometimes strikes me that the whole of science is a piece of impudence; that nature can afford to ignore our impertinent interference. If our monkey mischief should ever reach the point of blowing up the earth by decomposing an atom, and even annihilated the sun himself, I cannot really suppose that the universe would turn a hair (Monkey Quotes) Upon the first goblet he read this inscription, monkey wine; upon the second, lion wine; upon the third, sheep wine; upon the fourth, swine wine. These four inscriptions expressed the four descending degrees of drunkenness: the first, that which enlivens; the second, that which irritates; the third, that which stupefies; finally the last, that which brutalizes (Monkey Quotes) It was hard enough to drive those heavy old cars back then under normal circumstances, but with a crazed monkey clawing you at the same time, it becomes nearly impossible! (Monkey Quotes) The most accomplished monkey cannot draw a monkey, this only man can do; just as it is also only man who regards his ability to do this as a distinct merit (Monkey Quotes) The brown monkey’s instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs (Monkey Quotes) He had developed in the most wonderful way the distinctive silliness of man without losing one jot of the natural folly of a monkey (Monkey Quotes) As a child I was the best tree climber in our neighbourhood, I was like a little monkey. I’ve never been afraid of hurting myself or a little physical discomfort (Monkey Quotes)

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