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Monkey Quotes

If you don’t have this freedom of the press, then all these little fellows are weaseling around and doing their monkey business and they never get caught Picture Quote #1

It has taken us two million years to elevate politics from the level of a monkey squabble, to a level comprehensible to a six year old child Picture Quote #1

I swear by that old expression, ‘One monkey don’t stop no show!’ The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are Picture Quote #1

Poetry, it is often said and loudly so, is life’s true mirror. But a monkey looking into a work of literature looks in vain for Socrates Picture Quote #1

Yes, I’ve kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that’s it. I don’t go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot Picture Quote #1

Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey Picture Quote #1

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I’ve done the performing monkey stuff and massive breakdowns, it’s just they weren’t documented Picture Quote #1

I’ll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both Picture Quote #1

When you are brought up in a zoo, you know what’s going on in the monkey house. You see a couple of monkeys loose and one is President and one is Vice President, you know it’s trouble. Monkeys make trouble Picture Quote #1

I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from the box, then run around the house in my underwear screaming like a monkey Picture Quote #1

Yes, I’ve kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that’s it. I don’t go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot Picture Quote #1

Once I finished, I got that procrastination monkey off my back! And I started seeing doors opening Picture Quote #1

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I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I’m like a monkey when I get tickled - woo-hoo! Picture Quote #1

My spirit animal is a monkey. Because I have really long arms and I like being up high Picture Quote #1

I’d be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, or anything but that vain animal who is so proud of being rational Picture Quote #1

A monkey is unaware that atoms exist. Likewise, our brainpower may not stretch to the deepest aspects of reality. The bedrock nature of space and time, and the structure of our entire universe, may remain ‘open frontiers’ beyond human grasp Picture Quote #1

It’s true that my research expertise is in biology: for example, the Ebola virus, the Marburg virus, and monkey pox, and not bacteriology as in the case of the anthrax organism. It’s also true that I have never, ever worked with anthrax in my life. It’s a separate field from the research I was performing at Fort Detrick Picture Quote #1

The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother’s keeper, or his keeper’s brother Picture Quote #1

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Oh my God, calm down, Darwin. Don’t get all crazy just ‘cause I threw a vampire monkey wrench in your faulty Jesus-zombie logic Picture Quote #1

I swear, sometimes it feels like there’s this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute I’m sitting around eating chocolate chip cookies and then all of a sudden I’m thinking about bears Picture Quote #1

The newly released movie ‘Noah’ features a retelling of the creation story that clearly depicts Darwinian evolution transforming a single-cell organism into a monkey. The movie also seems to show magic in scenes more reminiscent of the occult than of the Bible story Picture Quote #1

Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward Picture Quote #1

I have been dating someone that treats my heart like it’s monkey meat. I feel like a delusional, invisible person half the time so I need to learn what it’s like to be treated well before it’s too late for me Picture Quote #1

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey Picture Quote #1

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I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don’t you? Picture Quote #1

Every woman’s path is difficult, and many mothers were as equipped to raise children as wire monkey mothers. I say that without judgment: It is, sadly, true. An unhealthy mother’s love is withering Picture Quote #1

Like many actors, I started off as a monkey. My first job ever was as an extra in Tim Burton’s ‘Planet of the Apes.’ I’m the tiny little monkey in the background. I met Rick Baker doing that - then, because of my size and the fact I was older than 18, he figured I could double Daveigh Chase in ‘The Ring.’ Picture Quote #1

I’m like a monkey. You don’t let go of one branch until you get a hold of the other Picture Quote #1

People have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys, so I thought, ‘Well, I love monkeys, I love my fans, why not put the two together?’ Picture Quote #1

For a while, the world for me was like a set of monkey bars. I swung from one place to the next, sometimes backward, sometimes forward, capitalizing on my own momentum, knowing that at some point my arms... would give out, and I’d fall to the ground Picture Quote #1

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If you don’t have this freedom of the press, then all these little fellows are weaseling around and doing their monkey business and they never get caught (Monkey Quotes) It has taken us two million years to elevate politics from the level of a monkey squabble, to a level comprehensible to a six year old child (Monkey Quotes) I swear by that old expression, ‘One monkey don’t stop no show!’ The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are (Monkey Quotes) Poetry, it is often said and loudly so, is life’s true mirror. But a monkey looking into a work of literature looks in vain for Socrates (Monkey Quotes) Yes, I’ve kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that’s it. I don’t go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot (Monkey Quotes) Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey (Monkey Quotes) I’ve done the performing monkey stuff and massive breakdowns, it’s just they weren’t documented (Monkey Quotes) I’ll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both (Monkey Quotes) When you are brought up in a zoo, you know what’s going on in the monkey house. You see a couple of monkeys loose and one is President and one is Vice President, you know it’s trouble. Monkeys make trouble (Monkey Quotes) I learned about stress management from my kids. Every night after work, I drink some chocolate milk, eat sugary cereal straight from the box, then run around the house in my underwear screaming like a monkey. (Monkey Quotes) Yes, I’ve kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that’s it. I don’t go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot. (Monkey Quotes) Once I finished, I got that procrastination monkey off my back! And I started seeing doors opening. (Monkey Quotes) I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I’m like a monkey when I get tickled - woo-hoo! (Monkey Quotes) My spirit animal is a monkey. Because I have really long arms and I like being up high. (Monkey Quotes) I’d be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, or anything but that vain animal who is so proud of being rational. (Monkey Quotes) A monkey is unaware that atoms exist. Likewise, our brainpower may not stretch to the deepest aspects of reality. The bedrock nature of space and time, and the structure of our entire universe, may remain ‘open frontiers’ beyond human grasp. (Monkey Quotes) It’s true that my research expertise is in biology: for example, the Ebola virus, the Marburg virus, and monkey pox, and not bacteriology as in the case of the anthrax organism. It’s also true that I have never, ever worked with anthrax in my life. It’s a separate field from the research I was performing at Fort Detrick. (Monkey Quotes) The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother’s keeper, or his keeper’s brother. (Monkey Quotes) Oh my God, calm down, Darwin. Don’t get all crazy just ‘cause I threw a vampire monkey wrench in your faulty Jesus-zombie logic. (Monkey Quotes) I swear, sometimes it feels like there’s this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute I’m sitting around eating chocolate chip cookies and then all of a sudden I’m thinking about bears. (Monkey Quotes) The newly released movie ‘Noah’ features a retelling of the creation story that clearly depicts Darwinian evolution transforming a single-cell organism into a monkey. The movie also seems to show magic in scenes more reminiscent of the occult than of the Bible story. (Monkey Quotes) Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward. (Monkey Quotes) I have been dating someone that treats my heart like it’s monkey meat. I feel like a delusional, invisible person half the time so I need to learn what it’s like to be treated well before it’s too late for me. (Monkey Quotes) I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey. (Monkey Quotes) I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don’t you? (Monkey Quotes) Every woman’s path is difficult, and many mothers were as equipped to raise children as wire monkey mothers. I say that without judgment: It is, sadly, true. An unhealthy mother’s love is withering. (Monkey Quotes) Like many actors, I started off as a monkey. My first job ever was as an extra in Tim Burton’s ‘Planet of the Apes.’ I’m the tiny little monkey in the background. I met Rick Baker doing that - then, because of my size and the fact I was older than 18, he figured I could double Daveigh Chase in ‘The Ring.’ (Monkey Quotes) I’m like a monkey. You don’t let go of one branch until you get a hold of the other. (Monkey Quotes) People have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys, so I thought, ‘Well, I love monkeys, I love my fans, why not put the two together?’ (Monkey Quotes) For a while, the world for me was like a set of monkey bars. I swung from one place to the next, sometimes backward, sometimes forward, capitalizing on my own momentum, knowing that at some point my arms... would give out, and I’d fall to the ground. (Monkey Quotes)

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