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Moron Quotes

You can’t have an honest fourth grade school teacher. Mr. and Mrs. Jones, Johnny, your son, your only child, the fruit of your loin, is a moron. I have no idea how this kid finds a door to get out of the house in the morning. If I were you, I would waste him and start over. Now, I say that with all due respect Picture Quote #1

Cooking Lucky’ is a show for guys - or girls - or really for anyone who is all thumbs in the kitchen and needs some help cooking meals that are so incredibly impressive they make it look like you’ve been slaving in the kitchen all day when in reality, they are so effortless to put together that even a moron can do it Picture Quote #1

If Edgar Allan Poe were alive today, his agent would be constantly slapping him upside the head with tightly rolled copies of his brilliant short stories and novelettes, yelling, ‘Full-length novels, you moron! Pay attention! What’s the matter with you -- are you shooting heroin or something? Write for the market! No more of this midlength ‘Fall of the House of Usher’ crap Picture Quote #1

The thing about photography is, some people surround themselves with extremely strong subject matter. And unless you’re a moron, you’re going to get a really strong photograph Picture Quote #1

It’s a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you’re pursuing that, you’re an idiot. You’re a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity Picture Quote #1

I am still mostly a moron, I do get into bad moods, I am not a perfected being Picture Quote #1

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The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts Picture Quote #1

The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts Picture Quote #1

But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I’m a complete moron Picture Quote #1

First they didn’t believe in evolution. Then they didn’t believe in global warming. Now the debt ceiling. What I call ‘the moron trifecta.’ Picture Quote #1

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron Picture Quote #1

I couldn’t help feeling people thought I was a moron, and my self-imposed insecurity constantly bedeviled me Picture Quote #1

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I have never been able to see how a thirty-year old moron can vote more wisely than a fifteen-year old genius Picture Quote #1

I do this real moron thing, it’s called thinking, and I’m not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions Picture Quote #1

I am very fortunate. I am a glass-half-full eternal optimist type to the point of being a moron. But I would never presume to know how hard it goes for others. How, for some people, just getting though the day is an incredible effort that can hardly be borne Picture Quote #1

...I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience Picture Quote #1

A few glasses of wine can be the difference between finding a man a hilarious companion or an insufferable moron Picture Quote #1

You said sloppy! Look, I didn’t even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron Picture Quote #1

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Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer Picture Quote #1

It is always difficult for a woman to be grateful for a form of chivalry that seems to be based on the premise that she is a moron Picture Quote #1

... I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience Picture Quote #1

A consumer is not a moron. She’s your wife. Don’t insult her intelligence, and don’t shock her Picture Quote #1

I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality Picture Quote #1

I’ve been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I’m driving, I hear I’m a moron. I like being a moron Picture Quote #1

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The consumer isn’t a moron; she is your wife. You insult her intelligence if you assume that a mere slogan and a few vapid adjectives will persuade her to buy anything. She wants all the information you can give her Picture Quote #1

If you’re listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are Picture Quote #1

I know what falling off the cliff means. I know from being considered a very bright kid to being considered like a moron and dropping out of school Picture Quote #1

Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a further step and hold that two morons are better than one genius? Picture Quote #1

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron Picture Quote #1

So I’m at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon Picture Quote #1

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You can’t have an honest fourth grade school teacher. Mr. and Mrs. Jones, Johnny, your son, your only child, the fruit of your loin, is a moron. I have no idea how this kid finds a door to get out of the house in the morning. If I were you, I would waste him and start over. Now, I say that with all due respect (Moron Quotes) Cooking Lucky’ is a show for guys - or girls - or really for anyone who is all thumbs in the kitchen and needs some help cooking meals that are so incredibly impressive they make it look like you’ve been slaving in the kitchen all day when in reality, they are so effortless to put together that even a moron can do it. (Moron Quotes) If Edgar Allan Poe were alive today, his agent would be constantly slapping him upside the head with tightly rolled copies of his brilliant short stories and novelettes, yelling, ‘Full-length novels, you moron! Pay attention! What’s the matter with you -- are you shooting heroin or something? Write for the market! No more of this midlength ‘Fall of the House of Usher’ crap (Moron Quotes) The thing about photography is, some people surround themselves with extremely strong subject matter. And unless you’re a moron, you’re going to get a really strong photograph. (Moron Quotes) It’s a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you’re pursuing that, you’re an idiot. You’re a moron. The shortest distance between two points is not a celebrity, or being next to a celebrity. (Moron Quotes) I am still mostly a moron, I do get into bad moods, I am not a perfected being (Moron Quotes) The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts (Moron Quotes) The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts. (Moron Quotes) But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I’m a complete moron. (Moron Quotes) First they didn’t believe in evolution. Then they didn’t believe in global warming. Now the debt ceiling. What I call ‘the moron trifecta.’ (Moron Quotes) On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. (Moron Quotes) I couldn’t help feeling people thought I was a moron, and my self-imposed insecurity constantly bedeviled me. (Moron Quotes) I have never been able to see how a thirty-year old moron can vote more wisely than a fifteen-year old genius... (Moron Quotes) I do this real moron thing, it’s called thinking, and I’m not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions (Moron Quotes) I am very fortunate. I am a glass-half-full eternal optimist type to the point of being a moron. But I would never presume to know how hard it goes for others. How, for some people, just getting though the day is an incredible effort that can hardly be borne. (Moron Quotes) ...I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience. (Moron Quotes) A few glasses of wine can be the difference between finding a man a hilarious companion or an insufferable moron (Moron Quotes) You said sloppy! Look, I didn’t even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron (Moron Quotes) Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer (Moron Quotes) It is always difficult for a woman to be grateful for a form of chivalry that seems to be based on the premise that she is a moron (Moron Quotes) ... I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is not an unpleasant experience (Moron Quotes) A consumer is not a moron. She’s your wife. Don’t insult her intelligence, and don’t shock her (Moron Quotes) I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality (Moron Quotes) I’ve been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I’m driving, I hear I’m a moron. I like being a moron (Moron Quotes) The consumer isn’t a moron; she is your wife. You insult her intelligence if you assume that a mere slogan and a few vapid adjectives will persuade her to buy anything. She wants all the information you can give her (Moron Quotes) If you’re listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are (Moron Quotes) I know what falling off the cliff means. I know from being considered a very bright kid to being considered like a moron and dropping out of school (Moron Quotes) Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a further step and hold that two morons are better than one genius? (Moron Quotes) Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron (Moron Quotes) So I’m at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon (Moron Quotes)

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