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Mort Sahl Quotes

One thing about being narrow-minded: you’ll never be lonely Picture Quote #1

I didn’t think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor Picture Quote #1

A political satirist’s job is to draw blood. I’m not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government Picture Quote #1

I don’t believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people Picture Quote #1

Hillary’s explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her? Picture Quote #1

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy Picture Quote #1

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I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac Picture Quote #1

I’m for capital punishment. You’ve got to execute people. How else are they going to learn? Picture Quote #1

I watched Ken Burns’ Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg Picture Quote #1

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on Picture Quote #1

The fact is that you can’t have a good relationship with a girl who hasn’t settled things with her father Picture Quote #1

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater? Picture Quote #1

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I didn’t think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor Picture Quote #1

In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you’ve got to be a girl Picture Quote #1

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost Picture Quote #1

A political satirist’s job is to draw blood. I’m not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government Picture Quote #1

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now Picture Quote #1

You don’t know what you think unless you say it Picture Quote #1

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I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators Picture Quote #1

If you can’t join them, beat them Picture Quote #1

I don’t think fascism is dying for Picture Quote #1

That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters Picture Quote #1

I found people looked better when they laughed Picture Quote #1

The bravest thing that men do is love women Picture Quote #1

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Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen Picture Quote #1

If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you’ll eventually be accused of treason Picture Quote #1

You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness Picture Quote #1

We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it’s personified we discredit the man Picture Quote #1

This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred Picture Quote #1

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They’re insensitive to the insanity of our times Picture Quote #1

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One thing about being narrow-minded: you’ll never be lonely (Mort Sahl Quotes) I didn’t think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor (Mort Sahl Quotes) A political satirist’s job is to draw blood. I’m not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government. (Mort Sahl Quotes) I don’t believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people. (Mort Sahl Quotes) Hillary’s explanation of the Libyan action to Congress was so good, I wonder who explained it to her? (Mort Sahl Quotes) Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy. (Mort Sahl Quotes) I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac (Mort Sahl Quotes) I’m for capital punishment. You’ve got to execute people. How else are they going to learn? (Mort Sahl Quotes) I watched Ken Burns’ Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg. (Mort Sahl Quotes) The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on. (Mort Sahl Quotes) The fact is that you can’t have a good relationship with a girl who hasn’t settled things with her father. (Mort Sahl Quotes) Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater? (Mort Sahl Quotes) I didn’t think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor. (Mort Sahl Quotes) In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had to be black. In the seventies, to get a girl you’ve got to be a girl (Mort Sahl Quotes) Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost (Mort Sahl Quotes) A political satirist’s job is to draw blood. I’m not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government (Mort Sahl Quotes) A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now (Mort Sahl Quotes) You don’t know what you think unless you say it (Mort Sahl Quotes) I used to go out with actresses and other female impersonators (Mort Sahl Quotes) If you can’t join them, beat them (Mort Sahl Quotes) I don’t think fascism is dying for (Mort Sahl Quotes) That feeling of hopelessness only serves your masters (Mort Sahl Quotes) I found people looked better when they laughed (Mort Sahl Quotes) The bravest thing that men do is love women (Mort Sahl Quotes) Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen (Mort Sahl Quotes) If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you’ll eventually be accused of treason (Mort Sahl Quotes) You know what I want you to do? I want you to blow out the candle and curse the darkness (Mort Sahl Quotes) We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it’s personified we discredit the man (Mort Sahl Quotes) This matter of two sides to every question is bad logic and bad practice: sometimes there are no sides; sometimes there are a hundred (Mort Sahl Quotes) Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They’re insensitive to the insanity of our times (Mort Sahl Quotes)

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