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Mother's Day Quotes

Father’s Day is like Mother’s Day except the gift is cheaper Picture Quote #1

Father’s Day just be Mother’s Day the sequel Picture Quote #1

Mothers are all slightly insane Picture Quote #1

On a good day, my style is librarian chic. On a bad day, it’s frumpy mother Picture Quote #1

Mothering has been the richest experience of my life, but I am still opposed to Mother’s Day. It perpetuates the dangerous idea that all parents are somehow superior to non-parents Picture Quote #1

Spend at least one Mother’s Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him Picture Quote #1

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The best Mother’s Day gift I ever got was just a full day with the kids where they did their mommy pampering. They cut cucumbers and put them on my eyes and my daughter gave me a facial. I’m not even sure what was in it! Picture Quote #1

There’s a Mother’s Day and there’s a Father’s Day, but there’s no Children’s Day. It would mean a lot. World peace Picture Quote #1

My mother never liked Mother’s Day. She thought it was a fake holiday dreamed up by Hallmark to commodify deep sentiments that couldn’t be expressed with a card Picture Quote #1

Be it Valentine’s Day, Father’s Day or Mother’s Day, I feel all days are reminders of some feelings. February 14 doesn’t hold any special relevance for me Picture Quote #1

In celebration of Mother’s Day yesterday, President Obama called three moms who had written him letters. Then kids who made their mom a macaroni necklace said, ‘Thanks, Obama.’ Picture Quote #1

I hate Mother’s Day. If anything, it’s an affront to all women who think full-time moms have never worked a day in their lives. Which reminds me of a good joke: What do you call an angry feminist on Mother’s Day? You don’t Picture Quote #1

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Profound as race prejudice is against the Negro American, it is not practically as far-reaching as the prejudice against women. For stripping away the sentimentality which makes Mother’s Day and Best American Mother Contests, the truth is that women suffer all the effects of a minority Picture Quote #1

I did not raise my son, Sam, to celebrate Mother’s Day. I didn’t want him to feel some obligation to buy me pricey lunches or flowers, some annual display of gratitude that you have to grit your teeth and endure Picture Quote #1

Mother’s Day, like motherhood itself, is fraught with peril. There are so many ways to get it wrong, so many opportunities to disappoint and be disappointed Picture Quote #1

You never realize how much your mother loves you till you explore the attic - and find every letter you ever sent her, every finger painting, clay pot, bead necklace, Easter chicken, cardboard Santa Claus, paperlace Mother’s Day card and school report since day one Picture Quote #1

In my mother’s day, she didn’t go to college. Not a lot of women did. Now for every two men who get a college degree, three women will do the same Picture Quote #1

In our house, Mother’s Day is every day. Father’s Day, too. In our house, parents count. They do important work and that work matters. One day just doesn’t cut for us Picture Quote #1

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People say you don’t need a father to be successful. I take offense to that. I had an argument with my mom about Father’s Day and why it’s not celebrated like Mother’s Day Picture Quote #1

On Valentine’s Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse Picture Quote #1

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it Picture Quote #1

A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after Picture Quote #1

Mother’s Day is a torment if your mother is dead. Valentine’s Day is a torment if you don’t got one. And at some point in our lives, we will be tormented by Valentine’s Day even if we’re relatively lucky in love Picture Quote #1

Mommy, I love you! Happy Mother's Day! Picture Quote #1

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Happy Mother's Day to a new mom who has yet to mess up someone else's life Picture Quote #1

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day Picture Quote #1

My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall Picture Quote #1

I was never allowed to read the popular American children's books of my day because, as my mother said, the children spoke bad English without the author's knowing it Picture Quote #1

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes Picture Quote #1

Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy Picture Quote #1

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Father’s Day is like Mother’s Day except the gift is cheaper (Mother's Day Quotes) Father’s Day just be Mother’s Day the sequel (Mother's Day Quotes) Mothers are all slightly insane (Mother's Day Quotes) On a good day, my style is librarian chic. On a bad day, it’s frumpy mother. (Mother's Day Quotes) Mothering has been the richest experience of my life, but I am still opposed to Mother’s Day. It perpetuates the dangerous idea that all parents are somehow superior to non-parents (Mother's Day Quotes) Spend at least one Mother’s Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him (Mother's Day Quotes) The best Mother’s Day gift I ever got was just a full day with the kids where they did their mommy pampering. They cut cucumbers and put them on my eyes and my daughter gave me a facial. I’m not even sure what was in it! (Mother's Day Quotes) There’s a Mother’s Day and there’s a Father’s Day, but there’s no Children’s Day. It would mean a lot. World peace (Mother's Day Quotes) My mother never liked Mother’s Day. She thought it was a fake holiday dreamed up by Hallmark to commodify deep sentiments that couldn’t be expressed with a card (Mother's Day Quotes) Be it Valentine’s Day, Father’s Day or Mother’s Day, I feel all days are reminders of some feelings. February 14 doesn’t hold any special relevance for me (Mother's Day Quotes) In celebration of Mother’s Day yesterday, President Obama called three moms who had written him letters. Then kids who made their mom a macaroni necklace said, ‘Thanks, Obama.’ (Mother's Day Quotes) I hate Mother’s Day. If anything, it’s an affront to all women who think full-time moms have never worked a day in their lives. Which reminds me of a good joke: What do you call an angry feminist on Mother’s Day? You don’t (Mother's Day Quotes) Profound as race prejudice is against the Negro American, it is not practically as far-reaching as the prejudice against women. For stripping away the sentimentality which makes Mother’s Day and Best American Mother Contests, the truth is that women suffer all the effects of a minority (Mother's Day Quotes) I did not raise my son, Sam, to celebrate Mother’s Day. I didn’t want him to feel some obligation to buy me pricey lunches or flowers, some annual display of gratitude that you have to grit your teeth and endure (Mother's Day Quotes) Mother’s Day, like motherhood itself, is fraught with peril. There are so many ways to get it wrong, so many opportunities to disappoint and be disappointed. (Mother's Day Quotes) You never realize how much your mother loves you till you explore the attic - and find every letter you ever sent her, every finger painting, clay pot, bead necklace, Easter chicken, cardboard Santa Claus, paperlace Mother’s Day card and school report since day one. (Mother's Day Quotes) In my mother’s day, she didn’t go to college. Not a lot of women did. Now for every two men who get a college degree, three women will do the same. (Mother's Day Quotes) In our house, Mother’s Day is every day. Father’s Day, too. In our house, parents count. They do important work and that work matters. One day just doesn’t cut for us. (Mother's Day Quotes) People say you don’t need a father to be successful. I take offense to that. I had an argument with my mom about Father’s Day and why it’s not celebrated like Mother’s Day. (Mother's Day Quotes) On Valentine’s Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse (Mother's Day Quotes) My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it (Mother's Day Quotes) A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after (Mother's Day Quotes) Mother’s Day is a torment if your mother is dead. Valentine’s Day is a torment if you don’t got one. And at some point in our lives, we will be tormented by Valentine’s Day even if we’re relatively lucky in love (Mother's Day Quotes) Mommy, I love you! Happy Mother's Day! (Mother's Day Quotes) Happy Mother's Day to a new mom who has yet to mess up someone else's life (Mother's Day Quotes) Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day (Mother's Day Quotes) My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall (Mother's Day Quotes) I was never allowed to read the popular American children's books of my day because, as my mother said, the children spoke bad English without the author's knowing it (Mother's Day Quotes) A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes (Mother's Day Quotes) Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy (Mother's Day Quotes)

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