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Mustache Quotes

The mustache is a powerful thing Picture Quote #1

A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt Picture Quote #1

A man without a mustache is a man without a soul Picture Quote #1

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache Picture Quote #1

If you have a friend with a blond mustache, he wants to touch you Picture Quote #1

Believe me, I’ve taken a lot of heat for my mustache Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes a milk mustache is just a milk mustache Picture Quote #1

My mustache gets so many questions he has his own agen now Picture Quote #1

Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away Picture Quote #1

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons Picture Quote #1

I can’t grow a mustache. It’s pretty sad if I attempt to Picture Quote #1

I had a mustache when I was 13 Picture Quote #1

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No wife, no horse, no mustache Picture Quote #1

They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody Picture Quote #1

Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler Picture Quote #1

Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache Picture Quote #1

I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He accepted and was so grateful that he offered to trade mustaches with me. In remembrance of that special bonding moment, I still wear his mustache over my left nipple Picture Quote #1

The Beastie Boys are guys I loved before I met them, and when I got to know them, we started a magazine together, and we started making videos together, and a lot of it came out of us just cracking ourselves up, like going to the fake mustache store and buying fake mustaches Picture Quote #1

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I am not beautiful, so I don’t know why I’m making myself ugly. But the mustache stays Picture Quote #1

The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair Picture Quote #1

The Toothbrush mustache was first introduced in Germany by Americans, who turned up with it at the end of the 19th century the way Americans would turn up with ducktails in the 1950s. It was a bit of modern efficiency, an answer to the ornate mustaches of Europe - pop effluvia that fell into the grip of a bad, bad man Picture Quote #1

Ladies if you wanna show that you’re wacky and totally original, draw a mustache on your finger and take a picture with it under your nose Picture Quote #1

When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can’t find my knees Picture Quote #1

Chocolate mustache is from a line in the book. It’s my favorite title (chosen by me), so I’m pleased that Never Spit was tossed Picture Quote #1

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I watched It Happened One Night and looked at online pictures and really liked Clark Gable’s mustache and hair and the tuxedo. I just really liked that look Picture Quote #1

I guess, to tell you the truth, I’ve never had much of a desire to grow facial hair. I think I’ve managed to play quarterback just fine without a mustache Picture Quote #1

It’s usually my mom who gets on me about my facial hair. I can’t grow a good mustache, so I guess it’s just a neck beard. I just have trouble growing up there Picture Quote #1

The Toothbrush mustache is the most powerful configuration of facial hair the world has ever known. It overpowers whoever touches it. By merely doodling a Toothbrush mustache on a poster, you make a political statement Picture Quote #1

I did four movies where I gained, like, fifty pounds. I had curly hair, and I had all of this facial hair. I had put on all this weight for these movies, and I did four or five of them back-to-back. Then I cut the weight and I got fit again. I cut my beard and I took away the mustache, and people were like, ‘What are you doing?’ Picture Quote #1

Your deceit smells like a fake mustache. Nobody stole my facial hair. I shaved this morning and donated half of it to the Humane Society. The other half I kept for sentimental petting reasons Picture Quote #1

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The mustache is a powerful thing (Mustache Quotes) A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt (Mustache Quotes) A man without a mustache is a man without a soul (Mustache Quotes) I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache (Mustache Quotes) If you have a friend with a blond mustache, he wants to touch you (Mustache Quotes) Believe me, I’ve taken a lot of heat for my mustache (Mustache Quotes) Sometimes a milk mustache is just a milk mustache (Mustache Quotes) My mustache gets so many questions he has his own agen now (Mustache Quotes) Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away (Mustache Quotes) A good mustache makes a man for many reasons (Mustache Quotes) I can’t grow a mustache. It’s pretty sad if I attempt to (Mustache Quotes) I had a mustache when I was 13 (Mustache Quotes) No wife, no horse, no mustache (Mustache Quotes) They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody (Mustache Quotes) Mother Teresa had a mustache. Hitler had a mustache. Mother Teresa is Hitler (Mustache Quotes) Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache (Mustache Quotes) I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He accepted and was so grateful that he offered to trade mustaches with me. In remembrance of that special bonding moment, I still wear his mustache over my left nipple. (Mustache Quotes) The Beastie Boys are guys I loved before I met them, and when I got to know them, we started a magazine together, and we started making videos together, and a lot of it came out of us just cracking ourselves up, like going to the fake mustache store and buying fake mustaches. (Mustache Quotes) I am not beautiful, so I don’t know why I’m making myself ugly. But the mustache stays. (Mustache Quotes) The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair (Mustache Quotes) The Toothbrush mustache was first introduced in Germany by Americans, who turned up with it at the end of the 19th century the way Americans would turn up with ducktails in the 1950s. It was a bit of modern efficiency, an answer to the ornate mustaches of Europe - pop effluvia that fell into the grip of a bad, bad man. (Mustache Quotes) Ladies if you wanna show that you’re wacky and totally original, draw a mustache on your finger and take a picture with it under your nose (Mustache Quotes) When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can’t find my knees (Mustache Quotes) Chocolate mustache is from a line in the book. It’s my favorite title (chosen by me), so I’m pleased that Never Spit was tossed. (Mustache Quotes) I watched It Happened One Night and looked at online pictures and really liked Clark Gable’s mustache and hair and the tuxedo. I just really liked that look. (Mustache Quotes) I guess, to tell you the truth, I’ve never had much of a desire to grow facial hair. I think I’ve managed to play quarterback just fine without a mustache. (Mustache Quotes) It’s usually my mom who gets on me about my facial hair. I can’t grow a good mustache, so I guess it’s just a neck beard. I just have trouble growing up there. (Mustache Quotes) The Toothbrush mustache is the most powerful configuration of facial hair the world has ever known. It overpowers whoever touches it. By merely doodling a Toothbrush mustache on a poster, you make a political statement. (Mustache Quotes) I did four movies where I gained, like, fifty pounds. I had curly hair, and I had all of this facial hair. I had put on all this weight for these movies, and I did four or five of them back-to-back. Then I cut the weight and I got fit again. I cut my beard and I took away the mustache, and people were like, ‘What are you doing?’ (Mustache Quotes) Your deceit smells like a fake mustache. Nobody stole my facial hair. I shaved this morning and donated half of it to the Humane Society. The other half I kept for sentimental petting reasons. (Mustache Quotes)

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