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Mustache Quotes

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance Picture Quote #1

I’m an old fashioned theater major at heart. I love to do a show, do something with friends; I’m kind of a nerd in that way. I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance Picture Quote #1

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I’d just shave mine off Picture Quote #1

It’s all about the stache, and I have so many fans that offer me tips on mustache wax that I actually really appreciate. I’ve been able to get some leads on some good products Picture Quote #1

I couldn’t wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school Picture Quote #1

Nowadays, if you have a mustache, people look at you like you’re crazy. But when I was growing up, I never saw my dad without a mustache Picture Quote #1

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When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can’t find my knees Picture Quote #1

I’m not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I’m pumped! Picture Quote #1

Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache Picture Quote #1

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person Picture Quote #1

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself Picture Quote #1

Looking for peace is like looking for a turtle with a mustache: You won’t be able to find it. But when your heart is ready, peace will come looking for you Picture Quote #1

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Most people presume my mustache is not real because it’s much darker than my regular hair Picture Quote #1

As he drank, little brown drops of coffee clung to his mustache like dew. Men will live like billy goats if they are let alone Picture Quote #1

Although I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, and mustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work on your hands and feet at the same time while you sit in a vibrating chair. I call it the sorority girls version of a threesome Picture Quote #1

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that’s statistics Picture Quote #1

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend Picture Quote #1

My wit is more polished than your mustache. The truth which I speak strikes more sparks from men’s hearts than your spurs do from the cobblestones Picture Quote #1

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Consider the trivial but revealing hallmarks of urban hipsterdom: faux vintage photography, the handlebar mustache, and vinyl record players all hark back to an earlier time when people were still optimistic about the future. If everything worth doing has already been done, you may as well feign an allergy to achievement and become a barista Picture Quote #1

The style of mustache I have is called a Hungarian, and you need a certain type of viscosity in the wax to make it work Picture Quote #1

My wit is sharper then the finest mustache, and when I walk among men I make truths ring like spurs Picture Quote #1

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I’d just shave mine off Picture Quote #1

Of the quaking recruit, three pitched battles make a grim grenadier; and he who shrank from the muzzle of a cannon, is now ready to yield his mustache for a sponge Picture Quote #1

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil Picture Quote #1

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Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it Picture Quote #1

His broomish mustache hung over most of his mouth and was always littered with remnants of his last meal. Not crumbs. Enough to qualify as leftovers Picture Quote #1

Alexia had spent long hours wondering over that mustache. Werewolves did not grow hair, as they did not age. Where had it come from? Had he always had it? For how many centuries had his poor abused upper lip labored under the burden of such vegetation? Picture Quote #1

I’ve grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat Picture Quote #1

Having a mustache and never smiling became a permanent component of my persona through the quaintly self-important decade of the seventies Picture Quote #1

I watched It Happened One Night and looked at online pictures and really liked Clark Gable’s mustache and hair and the tuxedo. I just really liked that look Picture Quote #1

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I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance (Mustache Quotes) I’m an old fashioned theater major at heart. I love to do a show, do something with friends; I’m kind of a nerd in that way. I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. (Mustache Quotes) If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I’d just shave mine off. (Mustache Quotes) It’s all about the stache, and I have so many fans that offer me tips on mustache wax that I actually really appreciate. I’ve been able to get some leads on some good products. (Mustache Quotes) I couldn’t wait to grow a mustache. I stopped shaving my upper lip the day I graduated from high school. (Mustache Quotes) Nowadays, if you have a mustache, people look at you like you’re crazy. But when I was growing up, I never saw my dad without a mustache. (Mustache Quotes) When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can’t find my knees. (Mustache Quotes) I’m not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I’m pumped! (Mustache Quotes) Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache (Mustache Quotes) A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person (Mustache Quotes) I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself (Mustache Quotes) Looking for peace is like looking for a turtle with a mustache: You won’t be able to find it. But when your heart is ready, peace will come looking for you (Mustache Quotes) Most people presume my mustache is not real because it’s much darker than my regular hair (Mustache Quotes) As he drank, little brown drops of coffee clung to his mustache like dew. Men will live like billy goats if they are let alone (Mustache Quotes) Although I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, and mustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work on your hands and feet at the same time while you sit in a vibrating chair. I call it the sorority girls version of a threesome (Mustache Quotes) There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that’s statistics (Mustache Quotes) You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend (Mustache Quotes) My wit is more polished than your mustache. The truth which I speak strikes more sparks from men’s hearts than your spurs do from the cobblestones (Mustache Quotes) Consider the trivial but revealing hallmarks of urban hipsterdom: faux vintage photography, the handlebar mustache, and vinyl record players all hark back to an earlier time when people were still optimistic about the future. If everything worth doing has already been done, you may as well feign an allergy to achievement and become a barista (Mustache Quotes) The style of mustache I have is called a Hungarian, and you need a certain type of viscosity in the wax to make it work (Mustache Quotes) My wit is sharper then the finest mustache, and when I walk among men I make truths ring like spurs (Mustache Quotes) If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I’d just shave mine off (Mustache Quotes) Of the quaking recruit, three pitched battles make a grim grenadier; and he who shrank from the muzzle of a cannon, is now ready to yield his mustache for a sponge (Mustache Quotes) In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil (Mustache Quotes) Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it (Mustache Quotes) His broomish mustache hung over most of his mouth and was always littered with remnants of his last meal. Not crumbs. Enough to qualify as leftovers (Mustache Quotes) Alexia had spent long hours wondering over that mustache. Werewolves did not grow hair, as they did not age. Where had it come from? Had he always had it? For how many centuries had his poor abused upper lip labored under the burden of such vegetation? (Mustache Quotes) I’ve grown this mustache which saves me from having to glue on one every day in the heat (Mustache Quotes) Having a mustache and never smiling became a permanent component of my persona through the quaintly self-important decade of the seventies (Mustache Quotes) I watched It Happened One Night and looked at online pictures and really liked Clark Gable’s mustache and hair and the tuxedo. I just really liked that look (Mustache Quotes)

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