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How funny my girlfriend thinks I am (My Girlfriend Quotes)
I love my girlfriend. I love my boyfriend. I love my computer (My Girlfriend Quotes)
My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings (My Girlfriend Quotes)
I always say now that I’m in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde (My Girlfriend Quotes)
I used to try to draw my girlfriends. I think one of the most romantic things that anybody can do is draw a portrait of the person you love (My Girlfriend Quotes)
My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don’t do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie (My Girlfriend Quotes)
I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a week (My Girlfriend Quotes)
It’s funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it’s not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear (My Girlfriend Quotes)
I was born to be married. I just feel comfortable there. I love the idea of being partnered for ever. I love my girlfriend, we’ve been best friends since I was 18. There’s not a thing we haven’t been through except for marriage... We’ve had talks about what we would name our kids since we were in our 20s (My Girlfriend Quotes)
I don’t date my girlfriend because she’s a model. I date her because I love her (My Girlfriend Quotes)
I don’t know what I would have done so many times in my life if I hadn’t had my girlfriends (My Girlfriend Quotes)
To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought to have realize it’s ominous that forty thousand years of human language had failed to produce a word for our relationship (My Girlfriend Quotes)
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes (My Girlfriend Quotes)
My girlfriend and I never let each other forget how much we love each other. It’s all about reminding the other person how important and special she is to you (My Girlfriend Quotes)
One thing a girl has to have is a good sense of a humor. I’m a really laid back guy who can find humor in just about anything, so my girlfriend would need to be a little like that too. She doesn’t have to be a big jokester, but to me finding humor in things and not taking too much too seriously is a way of enjoying life, so that is important to me (My Girlfriend Quotes)
Acting has been the only thing so far that really gets me jazzed. It’s like my girlfriend in a lot of ways. We fight. We have a relationship, and she gets me up every morning. I’m inspired by it, and I want to one day be really good at it and see what we can do together (My Girlfriend Quotes)
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend (My Girlfriend Quotes)
I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn’t take the hint (My Girlfriend Quotes)
My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don’t understand why she’s crying. I’m the one who has to get a new girlfriend (My Girlfriend Quotes)
When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday (My Girlfriend Quotes)
I can’t swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I’d still dive in to save her (My Girlfriend Quotes)
I can’t speak for all women, but I do think that... I mean, me and my girlfriends, we definitely... we’re in crisis on a continuous basis... or at least monthly, for sure, I don’t know (My Girlfriend Quotes)
I don’t know, maybe I’m immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she’s in the shower (My Girlfriend Quotes)
Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for?... We get lunch right?... Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini (My Girlfriend Quotes)
With the media how it is these days, people expect to know everything. I don’t talk about my girlfriend because essentially she doesn’t want to be talked about (My Girlfriend Quotes)
Take a look at my girlfriend, she’s the only one I got. Not much of a girl friend, never seem to get a lot (My Girlfriend Quotes)
I don’t know about you, but my girlfriends have been my girlfriends forever, and they’re my sisters and my family (My Girlfriend Quotes)
The lips on my upper right bicep are my girlfriend’s lips. She has the most amazing lips, and I wanted to carry them around with me everywhere I go, considering I can’t carry her lips physically with me. So I decided to place them in a discreet location, such as the inside part of my bicep (My Girlfriend Quotes)
I would love to close my eyes and see myself with my girlfriend when we’re 99 years old and I have a pipe and she’s knitting a sweater, and I hope that’s the way it goes. I think it’s a challenge every day (My Girlfriend Quotes)
I have lunches with my girlfriends, who just turned 40, and some of those lunches, we’re crying and screaming about our husbands, saying we want to leave them and run away. And then, other lunches, we’re fine and love our husbands and are happy with our lives (My Girlfriend Quotes)