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My Girlfriend Quotes

Ages ago, my girlfriend had this little park near her house, with a bridge running over a stream and I set up all these candles on the bridge. But when I called her and told her she said it was too dark and she wasn’t coming out Picture Quote #1

I’m not single, I’m just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek Picture Quote #1

I still have my girlfriends that I grew up with. We went to day care together... we just feel comfortable with each other. We’re honest, we’re total goofs Picture Quote #1

I’ve died so many times. I’m 65. On my 40th birthday, my girlfriend gave me a reel with ways I had died, whether it was by knife, or electrocution or drowning or being thrown off a building or whatever it might have been. I’ve died a lot of times! Picture Quote #1

When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter Picture Quote #1

My girlfriends are my life, but I’m also one of those girls who can hang out with the guys Picture Quote #1

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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me Picture Quote #1

I care a lot about what my girlfriend thinks, and my friends, but ultimately it’s me in the mirror. I just want to be proud of what I do Picture Quote #1

I’m someone, the same as my girlfriends, when they say what do you think about this, I don’t always say they look fabulous. I say what I think Picture Quote #1

I’m standing behind a wall of jokes. You don’t know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I’m not on the road. There’s this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don’t know anything about me Picture Quote #1

Have you tried this shrimp? It’s freaking amazing. Would you get away from me? I hate you. You’re so moody. Just because I kidnapped you and tried to force you to be my girlfriend. I thought you would be over that by now Picture Quote #1

Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back Picture Quote #1

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I was trying to decide if you still had free will as a wolf. If I was a terrible person for planning to drug my girlfriend and drag her back to my house to keep in the basement Picture Quote #1

She was probably the girl I loved the most of all my girlfriends, but also the toughest one to make things work out with. If I had put that much effort into any of my other relationships, I’d be married with five kids now Picture Quote #1

I’ve seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It’s my animal appeal Picture Quote #1

You’re sweet. I’m going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I’m gonna make you my girlfriend Picture Quote #1

You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart Picture Quote #1

If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up and hold her Picture Quote #1

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My girlfriend’s packed her bags and moved out to another town, she couldn’t stand the boredom when the video broke down Picture Quote #1

I’m a bit of a clothes hoarder, admittedly. I try to weed out stuff. My girlfriends come over for cheese and wine and go shopping in my wardrobe. They especially love it when they get stuff with a tag still on Picture Quote #1

One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern Picture Quote #1

My face - when my girlfriend is trying to kiss me in front of her parents Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and got a cat Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend always giggles during sex. No matter what she’s reading Picture Quote #1

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I used to think I was great in bed until I discovered that all my girlfriends suffered from asthma Picture Quote #1

I’m 47, my girlfriend’s 33; she’s 14 years younger than me, back of the net! Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy. So I came back drunk Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend is getting so tired of my Linkin Park references. But in the end, it doesn't even matter Picture Quote #1

Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder Picture Quote #1

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show Picture Quote #1

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Ages ago, my girlfriend had this little park near her house, with a bridge running over a stream and I set up all these candles on the bridge. But when I called her and told her she said it was too dark and she wasn’t coming out (My Girlfriend Quotes) I’m not single, I’m just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek (My Girlfriend Quotes) I still have my girlfriends that I grew up with. We went to day care together... we just feel comfortable with each other. We’re honest, we’re total goofs (My Girlfriend Quotes) I’ve died so many times. I’m 65. On my 40th birthday, my girlfriend gave me a reel with ways I had died, whether it was by knife, or electrocution or drowning or being thrown off a building or whatever it might have been. I’ve died a lot of times! (My Girlfriend Quotes) When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter (My Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriends are my life, but I’m also one of those girls who can hang out with the guys (My Girlfriend Quotes) The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me (My Girlfriend Quotes) I care a lot about what my girlfriend thinks, and my friends, but ultimately it’s me in the mirror. I just want to be proud of what I do (My Girlfriend Quotes) I’m someone, the same as my girlfriends, when they say what do you think about this, I don’t always say they look fabulous. I say what I think (My Girlfriend Quotes) I’m standing behind a wall of jokes. You don’t know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I’m not on the road. There’s this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don’t know anything about me (My Girlfriend Quotes) Have you tried this shrimp? It’s freaking amazing. Would you get away from me? I hate you. You’re so moody. Just because I kidnapped you and tried to force you to be my girlfriend. I thought you would be over that by now (My Girlfriend Quotes) Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back (My Girlfriend Quotes) I was trying to decide if you still had free will as a wolf. If I was a terrible person for planning to drug my girlfriend and drag her back to my house to keep in the basement (My Girlfriend Quotes) She was probably the girl I loved the most of all my girlfriends, but also the toughest one to make things work out with. If I had put that much effort into any of my other relationships, I’d be married with five kids now (My Girlfriend Quotes) I’ve seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It’s my animal appeal (My Girlfriend Quotes) You’re sweet. I’m going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I’m gonna make you my girlfriend (My Girlfriend Quotes) You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart (My Girlfriend Quotes) If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up and hold her (My Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend’s packed her bags and moved out to another town, she couldn’t stand the boredom when the video broke down (My Girlfriend Quotes) I’m a bit of a clothes hoarder, admittedly. I try to weed out stuff. My girlfriends come over for cheese and wine and go shopping in my wardrobe. They especially love it when they get stuff with a tag still on (My Girlfriend Quotes) One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern (My Girlfriend Quotes) My face - when my girlfriend is trying to kiss me in front of her parents (My Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and got a cat (My Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend always giggles during sex. No matter what she’s reading (My Girlfriend Quotes) I used to think I was great in bed until I discovered that all my girlfriends suffered from asthma (My Girlfriend Quotes) I’m 47, my girlfriend’s 33; she’s 14 years younger than me, back of the net! (My Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy. So I came back drunk (My Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend is getting so tired of my Linkin Park references. But in the end, it doesn't even matter (My Girlfriend Quotes) Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder (My Girlfriend Quotes) Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show (My Girlfriend Quotes)

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